OH MY GAWD!!!!
Dark Reign The List Avengers
So first off, just let me say that this Djurdjevic guy sure can do some nice painted covers. That being said. Don't ever draw the interiors ever again. Static and bland. Yuck. I think I would rather have a DC house artist, no forget that, I think I would rather have a Boom! house artist draw every book, at least they have some fluidity to their drawings.
Second of all what's up with one page having a lot of words and the next page none?
Okay, now that I have started. I see this comic is in need of some Old Man hijinx.
Cover... whatever, Clint is gonna kill Norman. I wish.
Pg. 1 - recap... zzzzzz. wake me when it's over.
pg. 2 and 3 - holy crap that's a lot of words. Why does anyone know about the Scarlett Witch, wouldn't that shit have been in Tony's files that he took. Really the X-Men and the Avengers went to the white house and briefed the President on that shit and good old W. didn't have them all detained in Guantanamo? I call bullshit.
pg. 4 and 5 - huh so that's what I missed in X-Men, Genosha mark II? and um, yeah see cover comment.
pg. 6 - Hey look, Bendis wrote this comic.
pg. 7 - Bucky killed Hitler? Where did this happen? Is New Avengers a sequel to Inglorius Basterds?
pg. 8 - Really a ten commandments joke?
pg. 9 - who the hell is the chick with the goggles?
pg. 10 and 11 - something is wrong in a Bendis book when Spidey is the voice of rational thought. Just sayin.
pg. 12 and 13 - Oh its that chick I didn't know who was in Secret Invasion. Who cares? Hey look the marketing guy must have wrote this scene.
pg. 14 and 15 - Why hawkeye, that's a big gun you have.
pg 16 and 17 - this comic brought to you by the Japanese Hybrids that don't try to kill you.
pg 18 and 19 - Oh shit its the big yellow guy, this fight should last negative 30 seconds, yet somehow hawkeye makes it in the building?
pg 20 - Hey Venom looks like penance when he sleeps.
pg 21 - hey its the big gun...
pg 22 and 23 - Bullseye heals? Daken can kill Punsiher but not HAWKEYE???!!!??? Meanwhile, it turns out all HAMMER employees where candidates in the special hire program at Micky Dee's.
pg 24and 25 - Hey a marvel video game, is it any good?
pg 26 - BOOBIES!!!
pg. 27 - BOOBIES BLOW SHIT UP!!!
Pg. 28 - Norman's guys suck and how the hell did Clint get in there? Avengers mansion security really sucks.
pg. 29 - Why does everyone talk so much?
Pg. 30 - Why is Ares alive? Oh yeah this is old... nevermind!
Pg. 31 - Is Clint dead? I don't remember. I should read more Avengers books. Oh wait, they are all cancelled? Sorry Punchy and Twiggs, I guess you can blame me.
Pull list: Afterlife with Archie, Bodies, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Coffin Hill, Dead Boy Detectives, The Fade Out, The Goon, Harley Quinn, Hinterkind, Iron Fist: The Living Weapon,The Maxx Maximized, Miracleman, Ms. Marvel, Multiversity, Rasputin, Rocket Raccoon, Sandman: Overture, Silver Surfer, The Walking Dead, Wonder Woman