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Postby cyphon » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:56 pm

When I want to avoid the temptation to masturbate, I think of nerdygirl.
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:10 pm

cyphon wrote:When I want to avoid the temptation to masturbate, I think of nerdygirl.


I'm torn whether I should be relieved or offended by this revelation... :lol:
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby Benderbrau » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:47 pm

Pay for my hooker addiction and then we'll talk.
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:50 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Pay for my hooker addiction and then we'll talk.


Could I suggest dating a slut instead?
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby Benderbrau » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:51 pm

nerdygirl wrote:Could I suggest dating a slut instead?

Been there, done that. Too much work.
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Postby xaraan » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:52 pm

This post should be titled: How to make my calendar useless

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:53 pm

Zabardast wrote:but i like to give myself fap burns

nonsrs


"fap burns" ? Is that a MI term ?
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Postby Starlord » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:56 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:"fap burns" ? Is that a MI term ?


you've never had fap burns? even when you were a teenager?! :?
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:57 pm

xaraan wrote:This post should be titled: How to make my calendar useless


Not for me... I'm not a big fan of maturbation... :lol:
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby eltopo » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:58 pm

why would I ever want to stop ?
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Postby Benderbrau » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:06 pm

nerdygirl wrote:Not for me... I'm not a big fan of maturbation... :lol:

Same lie women having been spreading for generations. :roll:
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:13 pm

eltopo wrote:why would I ever want to stop ?


*looks over at Eltopo's avatar*

I can believe that statement from you.

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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:15 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Same lie women having been spreading for generations. :roll:


I won't say never... but if I get an itch, I have someone else scratch it...
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby Zab » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:16 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:"fap burns" ? Is that a MI term ?

no, i just saw it used somewhere else and it's funny

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Postby TROY » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:50 pm

nerdygirl wrote:I won't say never... but if I get an itch, I have someone else scratch it...


I volunteer to be the scratcher!
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