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Postby Starlord » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:53 pm

Kryptons Finest wrote:I volunteer to be the scratcher!


Hey, I've got an itch too! :(
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Postby Zechs » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:10 pm

eltopo wrote:why would I ever want to stop ?


Cause it appears you're av isn't either.
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Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:09 pm

Kryptons Finest wrote:I volunteer to be the scratcher!


:roll:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:10 pm

starlord wrote:Hey, I've got an itch too! :(


Get some calcimine lotion.
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:25 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote::roll:


Why do your roll your eyes... his wife has a better shot than most... :lol:
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:25 pm

starlord wrote:Hey, I've got an itch too! :(


For once Starlord, someone can offer what you do not have...

Unless you gain a lot of weight that is...
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.
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Postby Starlord » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:56 pm

nerdygirl wrote:For once Starlord, someone can offer what you do not have...

Unless you gain a lot of weight that is...


:lol: that took me a second.
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:14 pm

nerdygirl wrote:Why do your roll your eyes... his wife has a better shot than most... :lol:


True, hence my eye roll.

But that's pure KF for you...
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:16 am

starlord wrote:you've never had fap burns? even when you were a teenager?! :?


No. Are you guys talking about this ? :shock:
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Postby Arion » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:27 am

Timberoo wrote:Yeah, self catheterization is the way to go.


That just gave me the creeps.
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Postby TimPro » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:29 am

I don't want to stop maturbating. I want to find out how to do it better/faster/more.
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Re: How to stop Masturbating

Postby UnknownEric » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:29 am

nerdygirl wrote:If you have a lapse of self control and you wank, color the day black. Your goal will be to have no black days.

Looks like I fell onnnnnnn... black dayyyyyyyysss...

How would I know that this would be my fate?
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Postby Arion » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:32 am

Spengler007 wrote:I don't want to stop maturbating. I want to find out how to do it better/faster/more.


A noble goal.
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