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by Keb » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:59 pm

Here, see the beard work its magic onto the comic page. It's like watching a baby being born.

And here, the Great Beard and the Great Schnoz of Neil Gaiman combining their powers to fight the force of Wackness in the comic book industry.

And again, the beard channeling energy into the pen! Oh what a brilliant spectacle!

Okay any more Beard greatness and your monitors might break.

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by Keb » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:59 pm

Here, see the beard work its magic onto the comic page. It's like watching a baby being born.

And here, the Great Beard and the Great Schnoz of Neil Gaiman combining their powers to fight the force of Wackness in the comic book industry.

And again, the beard channeling energy into the pen! Oh what a brilliant spectacle!

Okay any more Beard greatness and your monitors might break.

SHABBA!

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:19 am

While the rumour that you can hear the ocean if you get close enough to Alan Moore's beard is false, the rumor about the family of knomes isn't.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:19 am

While the rumour that you can hear the ocean if you get close enough to Alan Moore's beard is false, the rumor about the family of knomes isn't.

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:23 am

I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:23 am

I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

SHABBA!

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:24 am

Keb wrote:I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

I heard that the beard is the real William Shakespeare.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:24 am

Keb wrote:I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

I heard that the beard is the real William Shakespeare.

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:25 am

The Beard is beyond the Bard

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:25 am

The Beard is beyond the Bard

SHABBA!

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by Zero » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:51 am

The beard can be a little self-indulgent though, can't it?

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by Zero » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:51 am

The beard can be a little self-indulgent though, can't it?

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by nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:13 am

The greatest beard of all.

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by nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:13 am

The greatest beard of all.

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by John Q. » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:27 am

i heard that once Alan Moore fell asleep, and when he woke up his beard had written From Hell

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by John Q. » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:27 am

i heard that once Alan Moore fell asleep, and when he woke up his beard had written From Hell

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:15 pm

I have reason to believe that as well!

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:15 pm

I have reason to believe that as well!

SHABBA!

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:39 pm

Alan Moore's beard protects him from all earthly diseases and extraterrestial diseases as well. Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:39 pm

Alan Moore's beard protects him from all earthly diseases and extraterrestial diseases as well. Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

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by nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:49 pm

john lewis wrote: Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

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by nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:49 pm

john lewis wrote: Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:16 pm

nietoperz wrote:Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

And I believe it.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:16 pm

nietoperz wrote:Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

And I believe it.

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by misac » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:44 pm

I prefer the mane.

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by misac » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:44 pm

I prefer the mane.

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:09 pm

Talk about contrast...

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by john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:09 pm

Talk about contrast...

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:37 pm

Yeah, I bet the guy on the left gets bitchslapped every week because he doesn't have Beard Protection Power.

(That's not anyone I know, is it?)

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by Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:37 pm

Yeah, I bet the guy on the left gets bitchslapped every week because he doesn't have Beard Protection Power.

(That's not anyone I know, is it?)

SHABBA!