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The Alan Moore's Beard thread

Postby Keb » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:59 pm

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Here, see the beard work its magic onto the comic page. It's like watching a baby being born.

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And here, the Great Beard and the Great Schnoz of Neil Gaiman combining their powers to fight the force of Wackness in the comic book industry.

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And again, the beard channeling energy into the pen! Oh what a brilliant spectacle!

Okay any more Beard greatness and your monitors might break.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:19 am

While the rumour that you can hear the ocean if you get close enough to Alan Moore's beard is false, the rumor about the family of knomes isn't.

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Postby Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:23 am

I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:24 am

Keb wrote:I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.
I heard that the beard is the real William Shakespeare.

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Postby Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:25 am

The Beard is beyond the Bard ;)
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Postby Zero » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:51 am

The beard can be a little self-indulgent though, can't it?

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Postby nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:13 am

The greatest beard of all.
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Postby John Q. » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:27 am

i heard that once Alan Moore fell asleep, and when he woke up his beard had written From Hell

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Postby Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:15 pm

I have reason to believe that as well!
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:39 pm

Alan Moore's beard protects him from all earthly diseases and extraterrestial diseases as well. Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

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Postby nietoperz » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:49 pm

john lewis wrote: Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.


Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:16 pm

nietoperz wrote:Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.
And I believe it.

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Postby misac » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:44 pm

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I prefer the mane.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:09 pm

Talk about contrast...

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Postby Keb » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:37 pm

Yeah, I bet the guy on the left gets bitchslapped every week because he doesn't have Beard Protection Power.

(That's not anyone I know, is it?)
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