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[Muppetesque]

Men hitting on lesbians is like blondes trying to burn down underwater houses.

But surprisingly they don't stop :p.

[Dragavon]

But surprisingly they don't stop :p.

See you just don't understand an erection, which is the spirit of optimism.

That's why we hit on lesbians because there's always a possibilty (no matter how slim! )

[L Independant]

See you just don't understand an erection, which is the spirit of optimism.

That's why we hit on lesbians because there's always a possibilty (no matter how slim! )

The erection or the possibility?

[John Q.]

See you just don't understand an erection, which is the spirit of optimism.

That's why we hit on lesbians because there's always a possibilty (no matter how slim! )

exactly.

no matter how slim the chances we've gotta try.

Plus there's the possibility that if we keep talking to ye long enough someone will come up to and say

''you can sleep with Anne Hathaway (sorry, but obviously she's in my head now) but only if you let this guy join in (pointing at me)''

Tiny tiny tiny chances are still chances.

[Dragavon]

The erection or the possibility?

The erection is the certainty, the chance of sex to appease that erection is the possibility!

[lancer_man]

exactly.

no matter how slim the chances we've gotta try.

Plus there's the possibility that if we keep talking to ye long enough someone will come up to and say

''you can sleep with Anne Hathaway (sorry, but obviously she's in my head now) but only if you let this guy join in (pointing at me)''

Tiny tiny tiny chances are still chances.

Plus aren't all lesbians just angry chicks with "daddy" issues? They can switch faster than Anakin after a sand people attack.

[diana_fan]

If you don't have a vagina, then no you aren't.

You are a cruel, cruel man.

[Dragavon]

You are a cruel, cruel man.

The truth is always cruel!

[L Independant]

The erection is the certainty, the chance of sex to appease that erection is the possibility!

But which is slim?

[Carrie]

If you don't have a vagina, then no you aren't.

OH! I have one of those! Pick me!

[John Q.]

Plus aren't all lesbians just angry chicks with "daddy" issues? They can switch faster than Anakin after a sand people attack.

In the interest of keeping my tiny-possibility-threesome from getting any tiny-possibilty-er, i'm gonna say no. They aren't.

[Dragavon]

OH! I have one of those! Pick me!

Sweetheart there is no need to pick you! You are automatically the first choice!

[Carrie]

Sweetheart there is no need to pick you! You are automatically the first choice!

You sweet talker, you

[Spidey-Man]

But surprisingly they don't stop :p.

Where there is life, there is hope!

[Muppetesque]

OH! I have one of those! Pick me!

I choose you Carrie-choo!!!!

When have I not wanted you ? I think you and I would start with a nice dinner by candlelight... If you come to see me, I know a place right on the ocean where we can sit on the restaurant's porch watching the waves lap against the shore. We'd enjoy our flavored martinis (or your drink of choice) then after dinner we'd walk down to the shoreline. We could walk hand-in-hand down the beach with the waves lapping at our ankles. When you go around the bend, there's a little cove that secluded from everything. As we turn the corner, I would pull you gently close and begin to show you what you have been missing by playing with the boys...

Interested in a trip yet?