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Postby Old Man » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:43 pm

Just a few reviews in, and it looks like I spared myself from wasted time spent reading this.

Betcha Punchy gives it an 8.
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Postby Kerny » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:23 pm

Is my 6 the highest grade so far? :oops:

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Postby Kerny » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:24 pm

48THRiLLS wrote:RoboCop #1

I wasn't expecting this to be any good but I was hoping it would be one of those so bad it is good things and it held up to that a little. I mean for the most part this was unreadable but there were a few things that made me laugh like the food recycler WTF! My main problem with this comic was too much talking and not enough RoboCop killing, I don't care about the Police Dept being taken over or people going hungry I want bitches being blasted by motherfucking RoboCop. This needed more bad ass corny lines and more bad guys being chumped.
Since Punchy is skipping this week I will do his best line for him...
'Fuck the economy, lets eat.'

STORY - 3
ART - 3
OVERALL 3


No way is that better than the lawbitches exchange! :P

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Postby thefourthman » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:30 pm

"I'd buy that for a dollar, if I still had one" was my favorite line.

The Lawbitches one didn't make any sense.

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Postby Kerny » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:13 pm

thefourthman wrote:"I'd buy that for a dollar, if I still had one" was my favorite line.

The Lawbitches one didn't make any sense.


Exactly!

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Postby thefourthman » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:14 pm

Kerny wrote:Exactly!

as a representation of the book, it is beyond parallel.
as my favorite moment or line of the book, it is a few back.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:15 pm

Old Man wrote:Just a few reviews in, and it looks like I spared myself from wasted time spent reading this.

Betcha Punchy gives it an 8.


He never gives out an 8. Never ever ever.
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Postby GHERU » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:19 am

thefourthman wrote:ugh.

dammit, who picked this shite?

pedestrian, cliche and wooden.

I'll link my review which pines for a Frank Miller written book as soon as it is live.

Story 3
Art 2
Overall 2.5

P.S. Ru, I am kidding, but you did pick a stinker.

hey, I did ask for suggestions...
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Postby GHERU » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:20 am

thefourthman wrote:did any one else think that the Black Nazi was just wrong?

my high school did "the sound of music" as a play one year and since we were a 60-40 black to white ratio school many of the Nazis were black

I was very amused
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Postby GLX » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:22 am

GHERU wrote:hey, I did ask for suggestions...


I suggested Atom and Hawkman.

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/view ... ?p=1599395
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Postby GHERU » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:24 am

GLX wrote:I suggested Atom and Hawkman.

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/view ... ?p=1599395

I saw that, but tying into blackest night...I thought that might have been a problem
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Postby GLX » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:26 am

GHERU wrote:I saw that, but tying into blackest night...I thought that might have been a problem


It was one off deal that tied into Blackest Night. CBR gave it a good review.
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Postby GHERU » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:28 am

GLX wrote:It was one off deal that tied into Blackest Night. CBR gave it a good review.

1 - fuck CBR
2 - fuck hawkman
3 - it was my first ever pick and, if you think about it, I can only go upo
4 - no, really, fuck CBR and hawkman
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Postby GLX » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:29 am

GHERU wrote:1 - fuck CBR
2 - fuck hawkman
3 - it was my first ever pick and, if you think about it, I can only go upo
4 - no, really, fuck CBR and hawman


Hawkman is cool. For fuck's sake, he flies around with a mace. That's got to count for something.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:32 am

GLX wrote:Hawkman is cool. For fuck's sake, he flies around with a mace. That's got to count for something.
Plus, he's angry all of the time and likes to smash things with his mace.

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