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Postby nietoperz » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:26 am

Sorry to hear that, Rob. I hate it when employers pull that kind of crap on you! :evil:
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Postby DeadFett » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:27 am

Sorry you had to work. That sucks. But at least you have a bottle of scotch to help.
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:30 am

S'ok. I have tomorrow off, I'm spending it with the family, we're doing the birthday thing.

Oh, and I bought my dog a new ID Tag tonight, and it's a BATMAN tag. So that was worth it. :)

(As some of you may know, we in my family do not refer to my ex-wife by name. We refer to her as "Batshit Crazy". Hence, with his new Batman tag, my Dog has decided he wants to follow in my footsteps and be a superhero. But, he takes his name from his mother. He wants to be known as... BAT SHIT)

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Postby Starlord » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:23 am

HAHAHAHA! Cool dog!

Enjoy that scotch, sounds like you earned it!
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:25 am

starlord wrote:HAHAHAHA! Cool dog!



Only dog I've ever known who named himself. That's a true story.
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Postby Keb » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:25 am

Lord Simian wrote:(As some of you may know, we in my family do not refer to my ex-wife by name. We refer to her as "Batshit Crazy".
I did not. I always think of her as "spoon-lady".

Would you be offended if that ended up in a piece of short fiction I may write in the future?
SHABBA!

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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:28 am

Keb wrote:I did not. I always think of her as "spoon-lady".

Would you be offended if that ended up in a piece of short fiction I may write in the future?


Absolutely not. Go right ahead. But I wanna read it. :)
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Postby Keb » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:37 am

Lord Simian wrote:Absolutely not. Go right ahead. But I wanna read it. :)
I'll dedicate the story to you.
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:37 am

Keb wrote:I'll dedicate the story to you.


Excellent. :)
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Postby Keb » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:40 am

I just have this idea of a scene with this man whose wife has just left him, digging her stuff out of their house, and coming across a box full of spoons, and doing something awful with them (although I haven't thought of that yet).
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:41 am

Keb wrote:I just have this idea of a scene with this man whose wife has just left him, digging her stuff out of their house, and coming across a box full of spoons, and doing something awful with them (although I haven't thought of that yet).


I love it already. :D
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Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:44 am

Wow, you too have had a run in with love and an insane woman.

My nick, Cat-Scratch originates from a friend joking about her and what she did to me during the relationship. I kept calling her my cat. Also, hence my blog's name, the Cat-Scratched-Victim.

We men are victims of love and women.

Enjoy that Scotch! and family day! :-D :-D :-D
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