Why the fuck are you stalking me on Twitter, I haven't even used it in months.
I've been holding onto that one for months, I think since The Outhouse twitter acct post, IIRC. I had only heard the name twitter and passed a boring couple of hours checking it out and seeing who was using it.
But also, isn't stalking people on twitter kind of the only fucking point
(Hopefully you won't find my profile on that other site I mentioned to you in private the other day--not before I do at any rate!)
PS Please tweet some more embarrassing stuff soon.