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*** OUTHOUSE SPOILERS *** Breaking News: Starlord is GAY!!!

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*** OUTHOUSE SPOILERS *** Breaking News: Starlord is GAY!!!

Postby thefourthman » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:00 pm

He just announced it in the stuff you don't know about outhousers thread.

Nations will fall.

Tee shirts and songs will be made asking "Where were you the day Starlord came out of the closet?"
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:01 pm

I had no idea, I've been fucking him for weeks and I had no idea he was one of them queers.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:01 pm

I refuse to believe this
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Postby Jonathan » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:02 pm

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?!?!?!

Where's the fuckin' spoiler tag in the title? :evil:

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Postby Zenguru » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:02 pm

Starlord is extremely happy? :smt017

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Postby Starlord » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:03 pm

Zenguru wrote:Starlord is extremely happy? :smt017


and pretty and witty, too!
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Postby daitong » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:04 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:I had no idea, I've been fucking him for weeks and I had no idea he was one of them queers.


Yeah, I remember, cos he was sucking me off at the same time and I looked over at you and said, "There's no way this dude's gay."

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Postby thefourthman » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:05 pm

Jonathan wrote:WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?!?!?!

Where's the fuckin' spoiler tag in the title? :evil:

I fixed it for you, happy?

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Postby Starlord » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:05 pm

I feel so violated. :cry:
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Postby Jonathan » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:06 pm

starlord wrote:I feel so violated. :cry:


Is it Tuesday already? :?

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Postby Zenguru » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:06 pm

starlord wrote:and pretty and witty, too!
But are you color coordinated?

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Postby thefourthman » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:06 pm

starlord wrote:I feel so violated. :cry:

you know you love it.







both the attention and the sex. :wink:

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Postby GOSD » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:10 pm

That's why my butt always hurts...

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Postby Starlord » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:10 pm

Zenguru wrote:But are you color coordinated?


hahahaha, not at all, actually.
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Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:10 pm

In other news:


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