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by **JL_Amato** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:25 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Are you sure she said teacher and not student?

There's no difference to Melon.

by **Daniel** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:36 pm

Show her your home run bat.

by **Potter Who** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:40 pm

jza1218 wrote:Just dont tell her you live in Long Island. That's an automatic one demerit

We Long Islanders rock.

by **Chris** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:46 pm

HartyPotter wrote:

We Long Islanders rock.

Long Island - America's armpit! :lol:

by **Potter Who** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:51 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Long Island - America's armpit!

We are NOT New Jersey. We are so different. "Different" as in "much much better in every conceivable way." Y'all are just jealous. But it's okay. We're used to it.

by **tralfaz** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:52 pm

does she have a boyfriend? they always have a boyfriend

by **Chris** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:52 pm

HartyPotter wrote:We are NOT New Jersey. We are so different.

Oh, my bad.

Long Island - America's stinky armpit-hair.

by **tralfaz** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:57 pm

if NJ is so bad why the fuck are the goddamn bennys keep showing up at the beaches and clogging up the fucking highways? Go to Long Island dammit, go to montauk!

by **Potter Who** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:58 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Oh, my bad.

Long Island - America's stinky armpit-hair.

I'm going to read between the lines and accept this as an apology, and an expression of profound respect for the great island of Long... Island. Awe, even. We Long Islanders are very well-educated and perceptive in that way. It was a rather crude apology, but we've learned - through experience - to not expect too much from non-LIers. It helps us stay sane.

by **C20Percent** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:08 pm

tralfaz wrote:does she have a boyfriend? they always have a boyfriend

Right, or they have husbands. I can't believe that I'm at an age where I have to look at ring fingers now. I think I've hit on 3 woman in the past two months that were married.

by **emotionriot** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:32 pm

If you don't hook up with this girl, you should be banned from The Outhouse. Man up and seal the deal!

-V

by **john lewis hawk** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:45 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Oh, my bad.

Long Island - America's stinky armpit-hair.

Dude, you're from Ohio (or some other shitty Mid-West state). I wouldn't be talking...

by **MoneyMelon** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:46 pm

john lewis wrote:Dude, you're from Ohio (or some other shitty Mid-West state). I wouldn't be talking...

LOL

by **outsider** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:19 pm

rdrsfn82 wrote:Maybe it was all his plan. Maybe he thought you were a good guy for his daughter to meet. Mayhap this was no accident.

That's what I'm thinking, too. Of all the people that guy could have given his tickets to, it just happens to be his hot, available daughter?

(If this place enabled YouTube, a vid of "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on the Roof would go here.)

by **tralfaz** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:27 pm

C20Percent wrote:Right, or they have husbands. I can't believe that I'm at an age where I have to look at ring fingers now. I think I've hit on 3 woman in the past two months that were married.

and then there are the MILFs... I swear, I don't remember these women ever being around but now they're everywhere these days

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