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Review Group Week 211 - X-MEN FOREVER #18

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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:46 pm

X-Men Forever #18

I am Jude.
Jude I am.
That dude, Jude.
That Jude, Dude.
I don’t like that Cyclops dude.

Do you like him when he’s not in the mood?
I do not like him, dude.
I don’t like mutants, Jude.

Would you like him with a son or in fun?
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him in some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
Don’t you see Jude, that Cyclops Dude
for him, I’m never in the mood.

Would you like his son as a girl?
Would you like him with a curl?
I do not like Tom’s girl.
I do not like Tom’s curl.
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him to have fun.
I do not like him Jude.
I can’t stand that Cyclops dude.
I do not mean to be rude.

How about with Nick Fury?
What if Wolverine they bury?
Not with Fury.
Don’t Logan Bury.
Not with a girl.
Not with a curl.
Not with a son.
Not with some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
For him I’ll never be in the mood.
Don’t you understand I don’t like a mutant dude?

Would you? could you? On a Bike?
Read them. Read them. I’ll get you a dyke.

I would not. Could not on a bike.

You may like them.
Wear you clam diggers.
You may like them with the star jammers.

I would not, could not with the star jammers.
Not with a bike. God dammers.

I do not like him with fury.
I don’t want to bury.
I don’t like him with a girl.
I don’t like him with a curl.
I do not like them with a son.
I do not like them having fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
Why can’t you understand that Jude?

A brother! A brother!
A brother! Abrother!
Could you, would you, with a brother.

Not with a brother! Not with Bike.
Not with Havok, not with a Dyke.
I would not, could not with a diner
I would not could not with a girl so finer
I will not read them in space
I will not read them in your face
I don;t like his damned sun
Fuck him, I want to have fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
GET AWAY FROM ME JUDE

Say! What about a Dad?
Here a dad?
Could you, would you with a dad?

What could be worse?
He was in the air force.
I would not could not with a dad.

I could go on
but really why drag on
Dude, stop telling me to read this book
Stop to my precious time being a crook

What about a legacy?
What about an origin?
What about an x-force?
What if they were detectives?

I don’t like the X-men Dude
Just get over it, Jude!


(Honestly this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not really saying a whole lot.)

Story 6
Art 3
Overall 5 (screw it, this was better than Supergirl 50)
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john lewis hawk

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Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:48 pm

Awesome.
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Chubbles

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Postby Chubbles » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:49 pm

4thy's on a roll today, that cheap massage he got must have come with a happy ending
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:20 pm

Jude must be mad... :cry:
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Eric Ratcliffe

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Postby Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:21 pm

I'm not going to even lie on this one. It's a toss up between a vertigo book or a dc book and they are both #1's. :lol:
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:23 pm

doombug wrote:I'm not going to even lie on this one. It's a toss up between a vertigo book or a dc book and they are both #1's. :lol:

there's a vertigo number 1 next week?

I know there's a wildstorm #1 ;-) and it would be apropos since Jude made us read this. :P
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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:28 pm

I think you're going to pick First Wave.
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thefourthman

Outhouse Editor

Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:28 pm

did you at least read my review. That took a lot of work, dammit! :cry:
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thefourthman

Outhouse Editor

Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:29 pm

I think Sparta is better for the group as the thread will turn into a political butt hurt thread!
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Eric Ratcliffe

Staff Writer

Postby Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:29 pm

thefourthman wrote:Since you refuse to read the book, I vote you don't get a pick :p


I vote you go back to selling yourself on your damn corner and leave my choice to me. :lol:
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:29 pm

thefourthman wrote:Since you refuse to read the book, I vote you don't get a pick :p


I am not only going to rate Doombug's pick a 0.0 in response to him not reading this book and giving it a fair shot, but I am also going to deduct 5 points from any book featuring Deadpool from here on out in retaliation.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:30 pm

Same goes for Punchy, anything that Bendis got anywhere near is getting 5 points deducted from its overall score from me from now on.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:30 pm

doombug wrote:I vote you go back to selling yourself on your damn corner and leave my choice to me. :lol:

I would gladly sell myself, unfortunately, no one is buying. Do you think it is the odor or the economy?
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:31 pm

So what are you gonna deduct points from me from?

******

Postby ****** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:31 pm

doombug wrote:I'm not going to even lie on this one. It's a toss up between a vertigo book or a dc book and they are both #1's. :lol:


Thank you for ruling out Tales of the Deadpool Corps.

/everybody'd

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