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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:54 pm

jza1218 wrote:I heard that dogs have really clean mouths so you should be fine.

BTW...I'm stating that you're quite ugly


Eh. I'm European. Goes with the territory.
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misac

Outhouse Editor

Postby misac » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:59 pm

McKegan wrote:Apparently they like to nest in long undisturbed dresser drawers and places like that, I always here about someone getting bit when they move into a new place.


I'm about to move. :shock:
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McKegan

Zombie Guard

Postby McKegan » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:02 pm

misac wrote:I'm about to move. :shock:

Be wary, be very, very wary.
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McKegan

Zombie Guard

Postby McKegan » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:06 pm

I just looked up some info on brown recluses and came across this wonderful factoid:

The most common situations resulting in bites are these:

1. When people put on clothing or shoes (containing a spider) that were left on the floor overnight when the spider crawled into the object.

2. When people blindly pick up or grab objects with out gloves in a secluded or rarely visited area.

3. When people roll over in bed on a spider that had climbed up the covers that were touching the floor.


They'll get you in your sleep. :shock:
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toolverine

King of Circle-Jerking

Postby toolverine » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:08 pm

That is horrible. The mortification of flesh is even worse.
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Daniel

Great Scott!!!

Postby Daniel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:14 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Eh. I'm European. Goes with the territory.

Use your gypsy tears to clean the wound.
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Thunderstorm

Not a Kardashian

Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:25 pm

D wrote:Hurt? That's it?


Hurt really bad for a long time after. They are poisonous, but can only kill children and old people.
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DeadFett

Outhouse Editor

Postby DeadFett » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:08 am

Forbush Man wrote:Use your gypsy tears to clean the wound.


I thought gypsy tears kept Jews away?
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Daniel

Great Scott!!!

Postby Daniel » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:10 am

DeadFett wrote:I thought gypsy tears kept Jews away?

It was a Jewish spider?
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DeadFett

Outhouse Editor

Postby DeadFett » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:36 am

Forbush Man wrote:It was a Jewish spider?


:shock: It could've been...
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John Q.

cheese

Postby John Q. » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:25 am

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/06/ ... more-35958

this hasn't happened yet, has it?

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