Strict31 wrote:It's not that you're weird. I mean, the whole spider thing is...well. Never mind.
No, it's more that you're kinda like...that last puppy left at one of those Mall pet stores. The one that no one has bought, because it kinda has this...weird twitch...because he spent too much time sleeping at the bottom of the liter, and suffered from oxygen deprivation.
I mean, maybe he could grow up into a good doggie. Or maybe he might just eat your child's face and he may need to be shot or even stabbed before he kills again, because at this point, he's already tasted human blood, and hey, Mikey; he likes it.
But no, not weird as such.
I laughed at this, brought tears to my eyes. Well done.