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DAVAI MASHA! Or, Wimbledon 2008.

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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:29 pm

Carrie wrote:It's not the specific men. It's just the concept of men being taller than women. That's how it should be. Look at Danny Devito. He's a vertically challenged guy, so what'd he do? He went out and found himself a little woman!



Pretty sure she's taller than he is...
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Postby Carrie » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:42 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Pretty sure she's taller than he is...


If she is, it can't be by much.

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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:46 pm

Carrie wrote:If she is, it can't be by much.


Not by much, no.

According to IMDB, he's five foot even, and she's 5 foot 1 1/2...
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Postby Carrie » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:48 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Not by much, no.

According to IMDB, he's five foot even, and she's 5 foot 1 1/2...


See? This is what went wrong with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman too.

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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:58 pm

Carrie wrote:See? This is what went wrong with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman too.


I thought it was the same thing that went wrong with me an my ex... ONE of them was batshit crazy...
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Postby Carrie » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:03 pm

Lord Simian wrote:I thought it was the same thing that went wrong with me an my ex... ONE of them was batshit crazy...


Was she taller than you? :shock:

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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:05 pm

Carrie wrote:Was she taller than you? :shock:



She was NOT.
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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:16 pm

This thread kind of went nowhere, unfortunately, but I will still report that Rafael Nadal has derailed the FedExpress to win his first Wimbledon (also his first Major title outside of the French Open) in one of the greatest, and longest, finals matches I've ever seen. It was one of the most dramatic and emotional days of tennis, with two warriors going at it for almost 5 hours (not including the rain delays)! Congratulations to Rafa, who stepped it up this year and is playing some really dominant tennis.
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Postby superfictious » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:15 pm

I wonder if this is the official end of Federer's dominance.

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Postby daitong » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:33 pm

I caught it around the start of the third match. What an absolutely thrilling game. I was really rooting for Nadal. One of the best tennis matches I've ever seen.

Federer, what a class act!
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Postby Daniel » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:35 pm

I was rooting for Federer cause I think the record he set was cooler than Nadal's, winning 6 in a row since 1880s.
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Postby rdrsfn82 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:49 am

I was pulling for Federer, but I like Nadal as well so it was a pretty good ending. It was one of the best matches I've seen in a long long time and really thought that after not converting the two championship points in the fourth set that Nadal might lose focus and lose the match, but that obviously didn't happen. Both guys played great for the most part, although both missed some easy points as well. It was thrilling and exciting throughout and I felt it was a great way to end Federer's run and for Nadal to take his first title.
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