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Being fat damages sperm.

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Postby Deux » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:33 am

Carrie wrote:I'd put it in decorative jars! And I would be VERY selective about whose sperm I sold!


And then what happens? The jar gets crusty inside? Sounds like a crappy product to me...

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Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:35 am

Destiny Frankenstein wrote:And then what happens? The jar gets crusty inside? Sounds like a crappy product to me...


It's like pie. The outer shell is crusty, with a creamy filling inside.

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Postby Woody » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:48 am

Spiderrob wrote:and the problem is what constitutes a good basic diet often isn't very tasty :lol: :wink:
That's horseshit

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Postby Jack Burton » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:07 am

Crump wrote:Some of my best friends are overweight!


Oddly enough my best friend is overweight. I'm a skinny little wisp of a man but my buddy is nearly or is 400 pounds. He's got depression issues and self esteem issues, a irregular heart beat, balding, going grey and he's only 29.

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Postby Crump » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:29 am

Jack Burton wrote:Oddly enough my best friend is overweight. I'm a skinny little wisp of a man but my buddy is nearly or is 400 pounds. He's got depression issues and self esteem issues, a irregular heart beat, balding, going grey and he's only 29.


Yikes. My buddy from 4th Grade is also overweight, and his weight has fluctuated since I've known him. But he's happy, successful, and married to a totally great gal, whom I covet. Fat bastard.
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