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Postby ****** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:35 pm

thefourthman wrote:BlueStreak: all them words and not one mention of Luke's Sonic Clap! :x


Luke has the clap? :shock:

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:35 pm

Jude will love it, he needs to write his and start up with the defending and shit. :x
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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:39 pm

thefourthman wrote:BlueStreak: all them words and not one mention of Luke's Sonic Clap! :x


That little moment got lost in my "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, BENDIS, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS SORCERER SUPREME! SUPREME MEANS BEST, NOT GETS BEAT BY ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK BENDIS MAGICRY GIBBERISH!! GODFUCKING DAMNIT!!!" rant that I had immediately after reading it.

Interesting side note, it's nice to see that Luke Cage thunder claps a powerless white chick across the room and no one bats an eye. Yay, progress!
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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:40 pm

Dr Stranger wrote:Your dad is awesome!


He is indeed. Dr. Strange remains my favorite character ever.
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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:40 pm

BlueStreak wrote:That little moment got lost in my "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, BENDIS, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS SORCERER SUPREME! SUPREME MEANS BEST, NOT GETS BEAT BY ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK BENDIS MAGICRY GIBBERISH!! GODFUCKING DAMNIT!!!" rant that I had immediately after reading it.

Interesting side note, it's nice to see that Luke Cage thunder claps a powerless white chick across the room and no one bats an eye. Yay, progress!

If you meant the people in the room, they all hate that bitch so no they wouldn't, if you mean fandom, I am more wondering where in the hell he got that power from!
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Postby ****** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:41 pm

thefourthman wrote:If you meant the people in the room, they all hate that bitch so no they wouldn't, if you mean fandom, I am more wondering where in the hell he got that power from!


Luke got the clap from Jessica, obviously.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:41 pm

thefourthman wrote:Jude will love it, he needs to write his and start up with the defending and shit. :x


I won't have it until Friday, but I'll open with this:


Anyone who hates The Great One's Avengers does so simply because its the cool thing to do. You're all just as bad as the pre-teen girls who go crazy over boy bands. It's the same thing, but in reverse. Same motivations. You're all pathetic.
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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:43 pm

thefourthman wrote:If you meant the people in the room, they all hate that bitch so no they wouldn't, if you mean fandom, I am more wondering where in the hell he got that power from!


I meant more from fandom. Obviously, the New Avengers could care less about punking one of Ozzy's nutjobs.

And Luke Cage didn't have that power back in the 70's because the public couldn't handle it.
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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:44 pm

Jude Terror wrote:I won't have it until Friday, but I'll open with this:


Anyone who hates Bendis's Avengers does so simply because its the cool thing to do. You're all just as bad as the pre-teen girls who go crazy over boy bands. It's the same thing, but in reverse. Same motivations. You're all pathetic.

I like New Avengers, I like Dark Avengers. I really liked the first issue of Avengers. I did not like this book, even a little. It was like Bendis wrote a book that is full of all the crap people normally accuse him of.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:45 pm

BlueStreak wrote:That little moment got lost in my "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, BENDIS, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS SORCERER SUPREME! SUPREME MEANS BEST, NOT GETS BEAT BY ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK BENDIS MAGICRY GIBBERISH!! GODFUCKING DAMNIT!!!" rant that I had immediately after reading it.

Interesting side note, it's nice to see that Luke Cage thunder claps a powerless white chick across the room and no one bats an eye. Yay, progress!


If he had thrown a baby out the window, people would be rioting now. Hypocrite poseurs.

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Postby ****** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:46 pm

thefourthman wrote:I like New Avengers, I like Dark Avengers. I really liked the first issue of Avengers. I did not like this book, even a little. It was like Bendis wrote a book that is full of all the crap people normally accuse him of.


Avengers was full of all that crap too, but JRjr made it okay.

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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:46 pm

thefourthman wrote:I like New Avengers, I like Dark Avengers. I really liked the first issue of Avengers. I did not like this book, even a little. It was like Bendis wrote a book that is full of all the crap people normally accuse him of.


Yeah, I'm not a Bendis basher at all. I really can't think of a ton of stuff that I dislike of Bendis' stuff.

I'm usually a fan, but this was mediocre at best.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:47 pm

thefourthman wrote:I like New Avengers, I like Dark Avengers. I really liked the first issue of Avengers. I did not like this book, even a little. It was like Bendis wrote a book that is full of all the crap people normally accuse him of.


You mean awesomeness? If you don't like this, you're a hipster douche. Go read Asteroid Tulip in your France Pants.
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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:48 pm

Jude Terror wrote:If he had thrown a baby out the window, people would be rioting now. Hypocrite poseurs.

/Punchy'd


I'm a big believer of no violence in comic books.

It's why I like Bendis. Five issues of talking heads, four two page spreads of fighting, resolution.

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:51 pm

John Snow wrote:Avengers was full of all that crap too, but JRjr made it okay.

obviously, you have not read this one yet. Seriously, it is really bad. EVERYone sounds like Spider-Man (even Doctor Strange)
[spoiler]Luke is ready to start Civil War again with Steve on Iron Man's side, but to shut him the fuck up, Tony sells him Avengers Mansion (yes inexplicably the tower becomes a mansion again between two mother fucking panels) for a dollar, then Steve blind sides him with Hand as a handler after saying it would be hands off.[/spoiler]
It defies logic.
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