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by ****** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:29 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I hear John Snow may have to pawn his pussy, though.

Poor Pixel.

Fixed. First name didn't stick.

by ****** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:32 pm

Also, I knew better than to trust a tip from 4thy and saved my MCS credit for Absolute Planetary v2.

by **thefourthman** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:36 pm

Squid should do a piece for his local news station about how the most slept on secret in comics is that Spider-Man died in the most recent issue of Spider-Man. Four months from now, he will be rich.

by **Punchy** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:40 pm

It's obvious Spider-Man isn't dead because we've already seen preview art for 'One Moment In Time'.

As Grant Morrison might say: 'Spider-Man will never die!'

by **BlueStreak** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:41 pm

Punchy wrote:It's obvious Spider-Man isn't dead because we've already seen preview art for 'One Moment In Time'.

As Grant Morrison might say: 'Spider-Man will never die!'

That's New Spider-Man. I hear he's a clone or something.

by **thefourthman** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:43 pm

Punchy wrote:It's obvious Spider-Man isn't dead because we've already seen preview art for 'One Moment In Time'.

As Grant Morrison might say: 'Spider-Man will never die!'

because Ben Reilly isn't the exact same size, shape, build and body. Much less the identical face. Put a spidey suit on him and No one knows the difference (unlike Kaine)

by **Punchy** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:45 pm

thefourthman wrote:because Ben Reilly isn't the exact same size, shape, build and body. Much less the identical face. Put a spidey suit on him and No one knows the difference (unlike Kaine)

Ben Reilly wouldn't be chatting with MJ about their wedding.

by **BlueStreak** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:48 pm

Punchy wrote:Ben Reilly wouldn't be chatting with MJ about their wedding.

Maybe that's why Pete and MJ didn't get married! :shock:

Joe Q is a devious man...

by ****** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:50 pm

Punchy wrote:It's obvious Spider-Man isn't dead because we've already seen preview art for 'One Moment In Time'.

As Grant Morrison might say: 'Spider-Man will never die!'

Spidey isn't dead because 4thy obviously reads different comics than everyone else. It's like Marvel's playing some really elaborate ruse with the advance copies they're sending just to his shop. :lol:

by ****** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:51 pm

I wish my Doctor Who torrent would hurry the fuck up.

by **Punchy** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:52 pm

John Snow wrote:Spidey isn't dead because 4thy obviously reads different comics than everyone else. It's like Marvel's playing some really elaborate ruse with the advance copies they're sending just to his shop.

After last week's Avengers Mansion debacle, I'm not convinced he even reads comics.

by **Punchy** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:52 pm

John Snow wrote:I wish my Doctor Who torrent would hurry the fuck up.

It's fucking amazing.

by **thefourthman** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:52 pm

Punchy wrote:Ben Reilly wouldn't be chatting with MJ about their wedding.

dude, the timeline is super compressed, we don't know when the wedding happened or when the clone saga happened at this point. at this point, Kraven's Last Hunt happened in the middle of the clone saga... why wouldn't ben remember the wedding.

by **Punchy** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:54 pm

thefourthman wrote:dude, the timeline is super compressed, we don't know when the wedding happened or when the clone saga happened at this point. at this point, Kraven's Last Hunt happened in the middle of the clone saga... why wouldn't ben remember the wedding.

He was cloned way before the wedding, just after Gwen Stacy died. When the wedding happened, he was gallivanting in Europe or something.