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by **Wisdom000** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:59 pm

Lord Simian wrote:I have a two inch scar on my hand where she wounded me with a SPORK.

BEFORE WE WERE EVEN DATING.

OOOOOO we can swap stories then.......... juicy juicy

by **Starlord** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:59 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Give him birthday wishes from the me.... and the MWO!

I shall.

and it's not kinky, Wis. LOL! But his older brother is really cute and REALLY hung!

by **Strict31** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:01 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:It's fucking AWESOME, if you weren't to busy learning how to speak Klingon and wearing rubber ears and a bowl cut, you would realize that..... NERD!

How many miniatures did you paint today?

by **Wisdom000** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:04 pm

Strict31 wrote:How many miniatures did you paint today?

14, how many different models of the enterprise do you own, and how often a day do you touch yourself to that borg chick from the series with the broad captain from Remo Williams........

by **Wisdom000** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:06 pm

starlord wrote:I shall.

and it's not kinky, Wis. LOL! But his older brother is really cute and REALLY hung!

And you say it's not kinky........ why you gotta be feeling up his brother man?

by **Strict31** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:08 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:14,

Figured.

how many different models of the enterprise do you own,

Four, but soon to be five in another couple of months.

and how often a day do you touch yourself to that borg chick from the series with the broad captain from Remo Williams........

Only happens when my player fails his save in your campaign.

by **Wisdom000** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:34 pm

Strict31 wrote:Only happens when my player fails his save in your campaign.

If you would roll the right dice you wouldn't fail so much, not my fault you can't be bothered to learn the rules..... :twisted:

by **Strict31** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:58 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:If you would roll the right dice you wouldn't fail so much, not my fault you can't be bothered to learn the rules.....

Well, you're the one who kitbashed the house rules for monkey-twistin' in the first place!

by **Wisdom000** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:13 am

Strict31 wrote:Well, you're the one who kitbashed the house rules for monkey-twistin' in the first place!

Screw you guys, I'm going home! :-D

by **Strict31** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:27 am

Wisdom000 wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going home!

You better not steal any of my dice!!!

by **sdsichero** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:37 am

Wisdom000 wrote:Talk about something interesting you goddam trekkies!!!!!!!!!!

Just for that, no Trek-themed panty shots for you!

by **Eli Katz** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:51 am

Dan Didio should be fired.

Superman Returns was so much better than The Dark Knight.

One More Day is awesome storytelling.

Rob Liefeld is waaaaay better than Jack Kirby.

Jar Jar Binks was the best thing about all the Star Wars movies.

Fables is overrated fanboy trash.

Steve Rogers was always a sissy, and so it was in character for him to surrender at the end of Civil War.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:11 am

Wisdom000 wrote:Talk about something interesting you goddam trekkies!!!!!!!!!!

You're looking for this thread:

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7818

by **Starlord** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:19 am

Wisdom000 wrote:And you say it's not kinky........ why you gotta be feeling up his brother man?

I didn't feel him up. He showed it to me on my 40th birthday. Everyone had talked about how hung he was and after we had been drinking and celebrating for a while they asked me if I got everything I wanted and I said no, I hadn't seen David's brothers junk.

So he took me in the bathroom and showed me. Now, my husband has tremendous girth, and decent length, but his brother's is just doubled on everything.