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Christian Bale arrested

Postby Spidey-Man » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:28 am

For assault of mother and sister. They went to police station but police waited until after London premiere to arrest him

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ation.html
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Postby jza1218 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:30 am

You don't mess with the Batman
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Postby Deux » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:30 am

Keaton > Bale.
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Postby False Prophet » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:30 am

Don't fuck with the goddamn Batman, bitches.

Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this mini-controversy helps the box office even more.
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Postby D » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:35 am

Destiny Frankenstein wrote:Keaton > Bale.
Keaton's family disowned him after Mr. Mom.
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Re: Christian Bale arrested

Postby C20Percent » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:35 am

Spiderrob wrote:For assault of mother and sister. They went to police station but police waited until after London premiere to arrest him

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ation.html


They were probably being honest about his portrayal of Batman.
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Postby Crump » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:51 am

It's not his fault. The city called to him to act. The city called to him. He is an animal. He is an animal free of his cage when the city calls to him.

It was a perfect night.

The city called to him.

His mother made fun of his Batman Voice.

The rain is baptism.

The city--

His sister was out whoring.

The city called to him to act.

It was a hunter's night.
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Postby Dooz » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:58 am

Crump wrote:It's not his fault. The city called to him to act. The city called to him. He is an animal. He is an animal free of his cage when the city calls to him.

It was a perfect night.

The city called to him.

His mother made fun of his Batman Voice.

The rain is baptism.

The city--

His sister was out whoring.

The city called to him to act.

It was a hunter's night.


Wait...you've already seen the Spirt? :shock: :?
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Postby The Juan Percenter » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:58 am

Destiny Frankenstein wrote:Keaton > Bale.


Keaton's grandma would pull the afro weave right out of his head.
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Postby C20Percent » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:00 am

Crump wrote:It's not his fault. The city called to him to act. The city called to him. He is an animal. He is an animal free of his cage when the city calls to him.

It was a perfect night.

The city called to him.

His mother made fun of his Batman Voice.

The rain is baptism.

The city--

His sister was out whoring.

The city called to him to act.

It was a hunter's night.


This is funny. :D
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Postby Crump » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:03 am

Kid Doozer wrote:Wait...you've already seen the Spirt? :shock: :?


replace "Batman Voice" with "tie" and yes.
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Postby False Prophet » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:14 am

Crump wrote:It's not his fault. The city called to him to act. The city called to him. He is an animal. He is an animal free of his cage when the city calls to him.

It was a perfect night.

The city called to him.

His mother made fun of his Batman Voice.

The rain is baptism.

The city--

His sister was out whoring.

The city called to him to act.

It was a hunter's night.


:lol: Cast Samual L. Jackson as his mother in drag, and we might have something.
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Postby daitong » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:36 am

He pulled the Bitch Slap from the utility belt.
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Postby Chris » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:55 am

Has a GODDAMN Batman joke been made yet?
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Postby emotionriot » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:19 pm

I don't know if I believe those English tabloids.

Then again, I can't imagine Christian Bale being violent...
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