New Avengers vs. Tiny Titans: or John Snow’s laziest ever attempt at a “review” but the Pacifico he had with lunch has him a wee bit sleepy so he’s going ahead with it anyway.
New New Avengers #3
Bleh! Do I have to do this? Yes! You have to do this. It’s just a comic, it can’t be that bad. Oooh, I wonder if they have Marvel bedding for King sized beds. That shit is pimp.
Hmmm… maybe if NNA was told all in recaps this would be a series I could get behind. One brief paragraph for #2 which I missed and done? Only way to read Bendavengers.
Great, Victoria Hand in traffic, that’s exactly what I want in my Avengers comics. Hey look, ominous clouds!
Iron Fist, cools. Like Iron Fist.
Bleh bleh bleh, lots of Bendispeak now. Interest fading…
Wut? Is Duane Swierczynski taking over Black Widow per that house ad or is that just a fill-in. A Swierczy BW series sounds like coolness.
Ugh. “You know I’ve never seen that movie.” A) How would Pete know she’s never seen that movie and B) Why would she never have seen that movie? How would a Ghostbusters reference even fit with Marvel’s sliding timescale?
Did Bendis just use “meh” again? :rolleyes:
Why must Bendis cover up all the snazzy Immonen art with words?
Wow, Hand with her giant Cableseque gun is the first thing I like in this issue.
I have to admit, I haven’t read a lot of Voodoo. Has he always been emo?
Hey, Danny’s back! Okay, that was a cool ending. The rest of the book sucked, but the Danny pages and Hand’s awesomely absurd gun almost made it tolerable. I still wish Immonen could get on something with a writer better able to make use of his talents.
Story 2, Art 8
Tiny Titans #31
The first issue of this wasn’t my cup of tea, but if Old Man dug it I guess I can give it another go.
This is on glossy paper now? Fail, I was looking forward to newsprint.
Hell, I don’t even get what the joke on the credits page means. Who da fug is that?
Mixed media. Sweet. Ummm, would the age appropriate audience get the Superboy origin jokes?
Hell, I didn’t know the Brainiacs were robots.
Okay, the snow cone thing is funny.
Oh, good, a monkey joke. Snap, it was a good monkey joke though. You don’t see that very often.
It’s over? Frak off. Hmm, okay. I loved the art. I have kind of a tough time believing this delivers enough entertainment for a toddler in correlation to the price. All it really delivers is 5 minutes of cute.
Story 2, Art 9