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by misac » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:18 pm
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by PDH » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:20 pm
The twist is they take the stairs.
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leechjudd

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by leechjudd » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:47 pm
the movie was just "meh". it wasnt bad or anything. it was just not fulfilling that's all. they have all the red herring and "clues" and stuff that anybody could be the devil and the movie would still makes sense.
plus, that spanish guy's gramma is just fucked up, who would that kind of story to children. "everybody dies, but that's ok. at least we know there is a God"
also, i have to agree, the part where the lady stood up was creepy as hell. old ladies are just scary
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Strict31

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by Strict31 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:56 pm
john lewis hawk wrote:Probably.
Here's another twist for the movie: the Devil will be played by Andy dick and the rest of the people in the elevator will be played by Fran Drescher, Brett Favre, that Kate woman with the kids and TLC show, Justin Biebler, and Glenn Beck. It will be the most annoying movie in the history of movies!!
You know what would be an even better twist? If the audience was the devil.

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe
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by Strict31 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:59 pm
leechjudd wrote:old ladies are just scary
But they're fragile as hell. They're made of like...I dunno...wrinkled newspaper and glass. My aunt broke her hip three times in one year. And if she was the devil, then send me to Hell, because she was an awesome cook.
I bet they don't have any hot sauce in Heaven, after all.

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe
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CountD

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by CountD » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:00 pm
leechjudd wrote:the movie was just "meh". it wasnt bad or anything. it was just not fulfilling that's all. they have all the red herring and "clues" and stuff that anybody could be the devil and the movie would still makes sense.
plus, that spanish guy's gramma is just fucked up, who would that kind of story to children. "everybody dies, but that's ok. at least we know there is a God"
also, i have to agree, the part where the lady stood up was creepy as hell. old ladies are just scary
who the fuck are you?
I mean , welcome!
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by CountD » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:01 pm
MrBlack wrote:From what I've heard:
According to the movie, the devil appears to judge sinners wherever someone has committed suicide. This would obviously mean that the devil would show up an awful lot, and it would probably be a well known and documented phenomenon, but such logic has no place in a Shamalamadingdong movie.
yeah, no.
the suicide is just a precursor to his shitstorm
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by CountD » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:01 pm
john lewis hawk wrote:This movie would've been better if the people on the elevator knew who the devil was and the elevator broke down. The twist would be the devil is claustophobic and the people have to comfort the devil while the repairpeople fix the elevator.
THIS!

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by Cat-Scratch » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:14 pm
Strict31 wrote:
That just means he doesn't have to use zee little gray cells to come up with ideas.
Wait...
Miss Marple is the Devil?!


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by Cat-Scratch » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:16 pm
john lewis hawk wrote:This movie would've been better if the people on the elevator knew who the devil was and the elevator broke down. The twist would be the devil is claustophobic and the people have to comfort the devil while the repairpeople fix the elevator.
No, that happens. It's called being stuck in the elevator with your boss. Or his secretary whom is not hawt.

Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe./人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
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by Cat-Scratch » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:17 pm
leechjudd wrote:the movie was just "meh". it wasnt bad or anything. it was just not fulfilling that's all. they have all the red herring and "clues" and stuff that anybody could be the devil and the movie would still makes sense.
plus, that spanish guy's gramma is just fucked up, who would that kind of story to children. "everybody dies, but that's ok. at least we know there is a God"
also, i have to agree, the part where the lady stood up was creepy as hell. old ladies are just scary
A CANADIAN!!!


Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe./人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
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Strict31

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by Strict31 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:18 pm
Cat-Scratch wrote:Wait...
Miss Marple is the Devil?!

Yeah. But Poirot figured that shit out like after "immediately."

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe
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by leechjudd » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:21 pm
thank you i guess. I'm new here, well not really new been lurking maybe 2 years. just decided to sign up
btw. this was for countD
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by Victorian Squid » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:23 pm
leechjudd wrote:thank you i guess. I'm new here, well not really new been lurking maybe 2 years. just decided to sign up
[Aside to Cat Scratch and Strict]:
Psst! I think this guy's The Devil!

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Strict31

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by Strict31 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:25 pm
Victorian Squid wrote:[Aside to Cat Scratch and Strict]:
Psst! I think this guy's The Devil!

I figured that out in the first five minutes.

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe
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