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Re: Montauk Monster

Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:16 am

MoneyMelon wrote:Let's not get crazy, now...



I stand by what I said.
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Re: Montauk Monster

Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:28 am

Lord Simian wrote:I stand by what I said.

But MORE than Jenna Jameson?

I mean, 90% of her is synthetic at this point.

She's more machine than porn star!
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Re: Montauk Monster

Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:44 am

MoneyMelon wrote:But MORE than Jenna Jameson?

I mean, 90% of her is synthetic at this point.

She's more machine than porn star!


I'm aware of this.


See my last post. ;)
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Re: Montauk Monster

Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:02 am

Lord Simian wrote:I'm aware of this.


See my last post. ;)

I'm all about Nicole Graves anyway :wink:

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She's a dirty girl :twisted:
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:04 am

The face is cute, but doesn't match the body, so I give her a C. :(
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:07 am

Lord Simian wrote:The face is cute, but doesn't match the body, so I give her a C. :(


She's sort of like the girl next door


If the girl next door was a dirty dirty ho :twisted:
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Postby Spidey-Man » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:23 am

Holy crap.

:shock:

What a hottie!

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Postby daitong » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:49 am

Man of Steel wrote:Holy crap.

:shock:

What a hottie!


Man, you've got weird tastes. It's not even alive. :shock:
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Postby nietoperz » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:03 am

I'm with Lord Simian - there's now way in Hell that's real.
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Postby Strict31 » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:32 am

daitong wrote:Man, you've got weird tastes. It's not even alive. :shock:


Maybe he's checking out the back 40 on that sucker. It seems to have an excess of junk in its trunk. Even white boys gots ta shout after all...
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Postby Psivage » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:35 am

Quick get Jonathan Frakes for Montauk Monster Autopsy!
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Postby Chris » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:49 am

If that thing were real we'd have heard about it by now.

I mean, it's not like all there is is a picture. If that were real, I'm sure it would have been taken in and dissected by now.
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