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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:39 pm

GLX wrote:Yeah. That's kind of a given.


would it surprise you to know that there were more jocks around than any other "click".
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Postby Eric » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:49 pm

starlord wrote:would it surprise you to know that there were more jocks around than any other "click".

Nope, jocks are naturally into dicks.

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Postby Dooz » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:58 pm

El Culo Ancho wrote:Nope, jocks are naturally into dicks.



yay, jock hate!

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Postby Starlord » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:30 am

Kid Doozer wrote:yay, jock hate!


Not on my end. Although I wasn't one, they always treated me very nice in the hallways and such. As did the burnouts and the geeks and the artsy guys.
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Postby TROY » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:06 am

At my current job no sexual activities with myself or anyone else for that matter have taken place.

At a previous job I did get a blow job from one of the female employees that I was working with. We ended up dating for a few months after that, then she moved away.
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Postby Eric » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:07 am

Spider-Troy wrote:At my current job no sexual activities with myself or anyone else for that matter have taken place.

At a previous job I did get a blow job from one of the female employees that I was working with. We ended up dating for a few months after that, then she moved away.

Did you just confess cheating on Megan?

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Postby TROY » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:01 am

El Culo Ancho wrote:Did you just confess cheating on Megan?


No way dude this was like when I was in highschool, years before I met Megan. I worked at a music store in a mall, and hooked up with a couple of the girls that worked there :wink:
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:26 am

Well, it is my job...
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Postby nietoperz » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:58 am

GLX wrote:When I was in high school, I heard that someone had wanked off, in the bathroom. Needless to say, they caught hell for it.


When I was in high school a guy got caught doing that - what's worse, they took a picture and posted it all over the school notice boards.
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Postby Starlord » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:59 am

MoneyMelon wrote:Well, it is my job...


wait, I'm confused. I didn't know you were a politician? :?
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Postby Starlord » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:00 am

nietoperz wrote:When I was in high school a guy got caught doing that - what's worse, they took a picture and posted it all over the school notice boards.


they actually had a camera with them? :o

and here's my other question. Wouldn't you be doing it in a stall with the door locked? :?
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Postby nietoperz » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:03 am

starlord wrote:they actually had a camera with them? :o

and here's my other question. Wouldn't you be doing it in a stall with the door locked? :?


He was. I went to a school with a small amount of boarders - most of us came home every day, but some lived-in at the school. The guy had a camera because they were in the boarding house - they saw Andy going into the stall with a magazine under his arm, went into the next door stall, stood on the toilet seat and got a picture from above...
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Postby Starlord » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:04 am

nietoperz wrote:He was. I went to a school with a small amount of boarders - most of us came home every day, but some lived-in at the school. The guy had a camera because they were in the boarding house - they saw Andy going into the stall with a magazine under his arm, went into the next door stall, stood on the toilet seat and got a picture from above...


ahhh! Poor kid. Guess he should be lucky they didn't have internet access then like they do now.
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Postby nietoperz » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:05 am

starlord wrote:ahhh! Poor kid. Guess he should be lucky they didn't have internet access then like they do now.


You're right! As it was, he was never allowed to forget it (and this happened two years before we graduated)...
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Postby Starlord » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:13 am

nietoperz wrote:You're right! As it was, he was never allowed to forget it (and this happened two years before we graduated)...


you know what gets me with stuff like this is that 90 some percent of the guys that age are doing it, so it blows my mind that they would harass this kid about it.

A couple of weeks ago I was wearing my Atari Asteroids t-shirt that says, "Get your rocks off." Now the kid is 15 and not stupid, but he asks me what that means, so I make the hand gesture and he does that ewww that's so gross. You've got to be sick to do that.

The ironic part is, he had stayed at his older sisters house a month before and later my niece received a bill for a pay per view porn that he watched after everybody went to bed. Not only did he watch it, but when she called to question it, she found out he had rewound three different parts at least five times each. This was one of those things that us "grown ups" all knew about and chuckled. I mean come one, boys will be boys, right?

But when he did that matcho bullshit, I nearly called him on that incident. But I kept my mouth shut.

Wow, that was a long and rambling story. LOL!
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