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by **syxxpakk** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:11 pm

There's no need for this type of thing:

Particularly from 2:15 on.

These things will make us slaves one day.

by **Wisdom000** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:53 pm

I a Cyberpunk 2020 game I was running, the group went to africa and captured 6 of those, and 3 gorillas... they brought them back and had them equipped with cybernetics to serve as sentries on their estate...

Then the estate was attacked, 4 of the badgers and 3 of the gorillas are running loose in the streets of Night City...

by **Strict31** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:12 pm

Gangsta.

by **Greg** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:23 pm

This has to be one of the great animals ever! Wow!

by **Greg** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:27 pm

Just read this on wiki...

The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost immune to arrows and spears.

:lol:

by **SolRey34** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:41 pm

Greg wrote:Just read this on wiki...

The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost immune to arrows and spears.

My God...

by **Doozer** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:21 am

Fuck you, Honey Badger, I'm an Anteater!

by **Strict31** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:15 am

Greg wrote:Just read this on wiki...

The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost immune to arrows and spears.

Why on God's green earth would you want to kill that fucker? A cobra tried to kill him, and he just came back from the dead hungrier.

No, the only solution is to genetically engineer them to be as big as a tank. Then, we put saddles and rocket launchers on them, and we ride forth to crush all of our enemies across the planet. Al Qaeda, North Korea, Russia, France, all of them. No one could fuck with America then.

by **SolRey34** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:23 am

Strict31 wrote:
Why on God's green earth would you want to kill that fucker? A cobra tried to kill him, and he just came back from the dead hungrier.

No, the only solution is to genetically engineer them to be as big as a tank. Then, we put saddles and rocket launchers on them, and we ride forth to crush all of our enemies across the planet. Al Qaeda, North Korea, Russia, France, all of them. No one could fuck with America then.

What if making them that big also increases their brain functions? Then we won't be able to control them. Soon enough they'd have conquered us!

by **Strict31** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:30 am

SolRey34 wrote:
What if making them that big also increases their brain functions? Then we won't be able to control them. Soon enough they'd have conquered us!

We'll have to increase their brain functions because how else will they cybernetically control their rocket launchers? The key to controlling them is always making sure your enemies taste more like cobra than you do.

by **fieldy snuts** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:31 am

Forget cockroaches, these things will conquer the world when we wipe eachother out :shock:

by **SolRey34** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:36 am

Strict31 wrote:
We'll have to increase their brain functions because how else will they cybernetically control their rocket launchers? The key to controlling them is always making sure your enemies taste more like cobra than you do.

But then when we run out of enemies, we'd have to come up with more enemies for them to eat and we'd just be going in a circle. There's also the chance that there'll be that one badge who convinces the others that they deserve better treatment and whatnot and next thing you know revolution.