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Postby GOSD » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:38 am

Ask your current squeeze about threesomes.

Your life could get a lot more interesting. ;-)
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Postby HNutz » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:31 am

GOSD wrote:Ask your current squeeze about threesomes.

Your life could get a lot more interesting. ;-)


Or lonely. :(
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Postby Jonathan » Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:41 am

HNutz wrote:Or lonely. :(


You gotta ask yourself, Keith - is the juice worth the squeeze?
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Postby Keb » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:27 pm

Dude she's a bartender, they don't date customers.
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Postby Severed Djed » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:39 pm

It's not a punishment.

It's a test.

If you pass, the beer will flow forever.

If not....something. Hell, if i knew, I'd be a beer god.
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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:47 pm

Keb wrote:Dude she's a bartender, they don't date customers.


That's not always true, in my experience.
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Postby rdrsfn82 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:52 pm

Keb wrote:Dude she's a bartender, they don't date customers.


Watch this to hear the exact same advice, but in a much funnier way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kopp3UV8R_4
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:55 pm

So Keith, when are you going to boink her like no other Yankee could?
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Postby Muppetesque » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:33 pm

GOSD wrote:Ask your current squeeze about threesomes.

Your life could get a lot more interesting. ;-)


Meh - he's got a safer way. Introduce her to me as his friend. Bicurious women love me... :p. He gets his answer without seeming like a horny Cad :p.
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Postby Muppetesque » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:34 pm

Keb wrote:Dude she's a bartender, they don't date customers.


That's not entirely true - you have to approach dating them like approaching dating a stripper: avoid being a customer.
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
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Postby Zechs » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:40 pm

Times like these I wish I remembered God-Man's On How to Get a Threesome video he posted awhile ago on Rama. Damn it all..
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Postby zombiemichaeljackson » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:42 pm

Keb wrote:Dude she's a bartender, they don't date customers.


Who said anything about dating?
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