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Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby ****** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:42 pm

Punchy wrote:
You're calling me a negative person?

Hahahahahahahha


You are an absolute wretch. Without question you are the biggest hater of creator owned comics on this forum.

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:14 am

Avengers #10
Review by Jude Terror
"The Great One Does It Again"

The Great One Brian Bendis has been turning marvel's tin cans into gold for ten years, and he's still doing it with this issue. Winning. All the trolls and losers trying to judge him are just jealous. His writing functions on a different level, one that is not a part of this terrestrial realm. Vatican assasin editors may have tried to take money away from Bendis's family by mixing up the infinity gem colors, but Bendis uses tiger blood instead of ink on his scripts. Um, yeah. Winning. He's like a rock star from Mars. So sorry, Haim Brevoort, you can't turn Bendis's awesome infinity gems story into your selfish personal exit strategy. Oh no, there's snappy dialog in the house, we're all gonna die! Haters are picking a fight with a warlock here, and anyone who rated this comic below a 9 can apologize, publicly, while licking The Great One's feet. Bendis's Avengers run is epic, man. The run he's had makes Busiek, Thomas, Stern, and Lee look like droopy-eyed armless children. Yeah, The Great One is on a drug, it's called Brian Bendis. It's not available, because if you take it, you'll die. Your children will weep over your exploded body.

Art: 0
Story: 20
Overall: 10

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:39 am

Jude Terror wrote:Avengers #10
Review by Jude Terror
"The Great One Does It Again"

The Great One Brian Bendis has been turning marvel's tin cans into gold for ten years, and he's still doing it with this issue. Winning. All the trolls and losers trying to judge him are just jealous. His writing functions on a different level, one that is not a part of this terrestrial realm. Vatican assasin editors may have tried to take money away from Bendis's family by mixing up the infinity gem colors, but Bendis uses tiger blood instead of ink on his scripts. Um, yeah. Winning. He's like a rock star from Mars. So sorry, Haim Brevoort, you can't turn Bendis's awesome infinity gems story into your selfish personal exit strategy. Oh no, there's snappy dialog in the house, we're all gonna die! Haters are picking a fight with a warlock here, and anyone who rated this comic below a 9 can apologize, publicly, while licking The Great One's feet. Bendis's Avengers run is epic, man. The run he's had makes Busiek, Thomas, Stern, and Lee look like droopy-eyed armless children. Yeah, The Great One is on a drug, it's called Brian Bendis. It's not available, because if you take it, you'll die. Your children will weep over your exploded body.

Art: 0
Story: 20
Overall: 10

Duh, he's the Great One.

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:57 am

:lol: @ jude's scoring.

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby doombug » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:58 am

Hey Snow can you keep your avatar like that forever?

Especially because the Atomica is finally coming out this month. 8)
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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:24 am

Jude, you'll probably find this amusing, but when I saw Sheen on CNN last night, I thought immediately of you. No, don't worry, I don't think of you as a whacked out, self-possessed, sex-crazy hack actor who fails terribly at doing a Hunter S. Thompson impersonation. So, no, it wasn't Sheen's sickening, over-the-top arrogance that I found Terror-esque. Rather, it was that zany mix of aggression and indifference that he maintained through the interview that made me think of you. Must be the tiger blood.

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Punchy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:36 am

Frank Einstein wrote:
You are an absolute wretch. Without question you are the biggest hater of creator owned comics on this forum.


I read plenty of creator-owned comics, just because I don't consider them inherently superior to other comics, and don't think there's a conspiracy out to destroy them doesn't mean I hate them.

Unless I'm in on the conspiracy :twisted:

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Punchy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:47 am

Where's the thread for Secret Warriors?

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:57 am

Punchy wrote:Where's the thread for Secret Warriors?


These things don't need to be up until noon!
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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Punchy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:00 am

BlueStreak wrote:
These things don't need to be up until noon!


Just keeping you on your toes 8)

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:01 am

Punchy wrote:
Just keeping you on your toes 8)


Be thankful I remembered to make this thread at all. Last night was nuts.
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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby ****** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:41 am

Punchy wrote:
I read plenty of creator-owned comics, just because I don't consider them inherently superior to other comics, and don't think there's a conspiracy out to destroy them doesn't mean I hate them.

Unless I'm in on the conspiracy :twisted:


I see your haphazard lists every week, you're The Outhouse's Mr. Corporate.

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Victorian Squid » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:53 am

Can I be The Outhouse's Mr. Natural?
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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby 3MJ » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:55 am

Can I be the Outhouses Mr. Good Taste

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Re: Review Group Week #263: The Avengers #10

Postby Victorian Squid » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:58 am

Always Right wrote:Can I be the Outhouses Mr. Good Taste


No but you can be Starlord's Mr. Goodbar..

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