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Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:53 am

My brain is fried from overwork. So I'm now playing a little game with myself: Can I come up with phrases that yield no search results on Google? It's actually somewhat challenging because it seems that even the most random set of words can be found somewhere on the Web.

Anyway, here are some phrases that I found no exact Web matches for:

"candy flavored villains"

"dirty diabolical dishes"

"vast penis conspiracy"

"humiliation for the ungrateful"

"damaged baby souls"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby rdrsfn82 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:02 am

I can't tell if this is brilliant or a terrible idea that shows extreme boredom.

I will say I tried like 15 different things without succeeding.
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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:06 am

Well, those all do now...

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:13 am

diabolical demon dodos
charlie sheen has a small penis
i would kill rdrsfn82 first chance I get
beat the skull bear
dick cheney has a vagina

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:16 am

rdrsfn82 wrote:I can't tell if this is brilliant or a terrible idea that shows extreme boredom.

I will say I tried like 15 different things without succeeding.

It's a terrible idea.

"moronic Nazi pastimes"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:26 am

"tantric garbage collection"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:27 am

"clean vaginal teeth"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:32 am

"cock fight babies"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Eli Katz » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:02 am

"presidential seminal fluid"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Jubilee » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:53 am

Twigglet was wrong.
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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Hermit_Sage » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:34 am

heh indeed, each one that people find and post here, now will have a result that leads here.
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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Hermit_Sage » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:35 am

this thread is #2 result for "candy flavored villains"
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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:39 am

"Men nerdygirl hasn't slept with"
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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Snug » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:43 am

"erotic cowboy poetry"

"black jews in the south"

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Re: Think of Google Searches that Yield No Search Results

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:07 am

Eli Katz wrote:My brain is fried from overwork. So I'm now playing a little game with myself: Can I come up with phrases that yield no search results on Google? It's actually somewhat challenging because it seems that even the most random set of words can be found somewhere on the Web.

Anyway, here are some phrases that I found no exact Web matches for:

"candy flavored villains"

"dirty diabolical dishes"

"vast penis conspiracy"

"humiliation for the ungrateful"

"damaged baby souls"



I cannot believe "Vast Penis Conspiracy" isn't a dvd on a shelf in Starlord's closet.

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