Frank Einstein wrote:
Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs.
I like to think of it as progress. If we had chosen FF #1, I can guarantee you that Zechs
would have been in here splooging his eyes out and causing a mess due to the fact that his precious lover Doom was in the comic
. (Blacked out for those who don't want any spoilers about FF #1 at all)
And if we had GL #64, then the conversation would have gone something like this:
Punchy: Fuck Larfleeze.
Frank Lloyd Snowlah: Geoff Johns is a terrible writer and the reason for the inevitable decline of the industry.
Herald: Did someone say (annoying nickname for Johns)? TV Trope, TV Trope, TV Trope
Fourthy: ASDFGJHSDGHROHWOIHDGOSGHISDOGJISDOG PUNCHY! 10 just to spite you!
SilverPheonix: lengthy dissertation on the weaknesses of Geoff Johns and Hal Jordan
Mammon: You guys are upset because Hal Jordan had teh butt secks with all of your moms. He and Aquaman totally tagteamed Spider-Man because he's lame like all Marvel characters. Hal Jordan roxxors!
at you all.