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Review Group Week #267: Lorna: Relic Wrangler #1

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by thefourthman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:03 am

could you please hook me up on this one?

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by thefourthman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:03 am

could you please hook me up on this one?

Pull list: Afterlife with Archie, Bodies, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Coffin Hill, Dead Boy Detectives, The Fade Out, The Goon, Harley Quinn, Hinterkind, Iron Fist: The Living Weapon,The Maxx Maximized, Miracleman, Ms. Marvel, Multiversity, Rasputin, Rocket Raccoon, Sandman: Overture, Silver Surfer, The Walking Dead, Wonder Woman

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:04 am

For those who are unable to obtain this book for whatever reason, please contact me.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:04 am

For those who are unable to obtain this book for whatever reason, please contact me.

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by Punchy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:20 am

Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

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by Punchy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:20 am

Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

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by thefourthman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:22 am

Punchy wrote:Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

Are you just a person parody?

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by thefourthman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:22 am

Punchy wrote:Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

Are you just a person parody?

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:32 am

Punchy wrote:Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

Sort of, but not really.

Here's more information about the issue: the-news-stand/micah-harris-and-loston-wallace-talk-lorna-relic-wrangler-t61277.html

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:32 am

Punchy wrote:Is this just a Tomb Raider parody?

Sort of, but not really.

Here's more information about the issue: the-news-stand/micah-harris-and-loston-wallace-talk-lorna-relic-wrangler-t61277.html

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:13 am

Next Weeks book is

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:13 am

Next Weeks book is

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by ****** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:51 pm

Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs. :smt011

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by ****** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:51 pm

Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs. :smt011

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:03 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs.

I like to think of it as progress. If we had chosen FF #1, I can guarantee you that Zechs would have been in here splooging his eyes out and causing a mess due to the fact that his precious lover Doom was in the comic. (Blacked out for those who don't want any spoilers about FF #1 at all)

And if we had GL #64, then the conversation would have gone something like this:

Punchy: Fuck Larfleeze.

Frank Lloyd Snowlah: Geoff Johns is a terrible writer and the reason for the inevitable decline of the industry.

Herald: Did someone say (annoying nickname for Johns)? TV Trope, TV Trope, TV Trope

Fourthy: ASDFGJHSDGHROHWOIHDGOSGHISDOGJISDOG PUNCHY! 10 just to spite you!

SilverPheonix: lengthy dissertation on the weaknesses of Geoff Johns and Hal Jordan

Mammon: You guys are upset because Hal Jordan had teh butt secks with all of your moms. He and Aquaman totally tagteamed Spider-Man because he's lame like all Marvel characters. Hal Jordan roxxors!

BlueStreak: :smt011

at you all.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:03 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs.

at you all.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:04 pm

BTW, Hellblazer forum, reference the above post if you get confused by our internal forum bantering.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:04 pm

BTW, Hellblazer forum, reference the above post if you get confused by our internal forum bantering.

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by ****** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:13 pm

I'm still unclear why I'm branded a Johns hater. Sure he fears doing original work, his Avengers was worse than Chuck Austen's and he brought back the least interesting character in comics, Hal Jordan, but the boring one's return is at least half Didiot's fault.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:17 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:I'm still unclear why I'm branded a Johns hater. Sure he fears doing original work, his Avengers was worse than Chuck Austen's and he brought back the least interesting character in comics, Hal Jordan, but the boring one's return is at least half Didiot's fault.

Eh, I don't really know at this point. You've said positive things about him before. I think I just got confused and found its easier to continue the brand than make an consious effort to correct it.

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:17 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:I'm still unclear why I'm branded a Johns hater. Sure he fears doing original work, his Avengers was worse than Chuck Austen's and he brought back the least interesting character in comics, Hal Jordan, but the boring one's return is at least half Didiot's fault.

Eh, I don't really know at this point. You've said positive things about him before. I think I just got confused and found its easier to continue the brand than make an consious effort to correct it.

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by Punchy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:50 pm

I actually bought this.

:smug:

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by Punchy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:50 pm

I actually bought this.

:smug:

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:52 pm

Punchy wrote:I actually bought this.

:smug:

I preordered it. :smt102

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by BlueStreak » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:52 pm

Punchy wrote:I actually bought this.

:smug:

I preordered it. :smt102

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs.

Unless you have any other thoughts on a different book, I'm not gonna change my mind either way, still Butcher Baker is going to be the best worst reviewed book ever.

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Frank Einstein wrote:Three Image books in a row. The RG has become a bunch of indie snobs.

Unless you have any other thoughts on a different book, I'm not gonna change my mind either way, still Butcher Baker is going to be the best worst reviewed book ever.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

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by Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:15 pm

..why does Punchy always have to come off so douchey as of late? :smt102

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by Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:15 pm

..why does Punchy always have to come off so douchey as of late? :smt102