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by eltopo » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:48 am

BlueStreak wrote:Doing shots.

My LCS had a promotion for the release of FF #1. Buy a blank cover, have a local artist draw anything. This was done by Andy Bennett, who's obviously spectacular.

love it

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by eltopo » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:48 am

BlueStreak wrote:Doing shots.

My LCS had a promotion for the release of FF #1. Buy a blank cover, have a local artist draw anything. This was done by Andy Bennett, who's obviously spectacular.

love it

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by BlueStreak » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:49 am

Jude Terror wrote:Won't Punchy have egg on his face when Cthulu and Godzilla join the Future Foundation in issue #2?

Godzilla was stomping around in the Marvel universe back in the day. The artist referenced the Essential Godzilla when he drew the cover.

So, it's not totally without precedent.

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by BlueStreak » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:49 am

Jude Terror wrote:Won't Punchy have egg on his face when Cthulu and Godzilla join the Future Foundation in issue #2?

Godzilla was stomping around in the Marvel universe back in the day. The artist referenced the Essential Godzilla when he drew the cover.

So, it's not totally without precedent.

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by bkthomson » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:12 am

I still say it looks like a Mind-Flayer (D&D) with Godzilla.

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by bkthomson » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:12 am

I still say it looks like a Mind-Flayer (D&D) with Godzilla.

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by Mr. Poolman » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:21 am

Now is worth like a billion dollars! :-D

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by Mr. Poolman » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:21 am

Now is worth like a billion dollars! :-D

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by Chesscub » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:56 am

Pretty fucking cool.

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by Chesscub » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:56 am

Pretty fucking cool.

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by Windom URL » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:50 am

Still jealous, but :lol:

at the thread.

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by Windom URL » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:50 am

Still jealous, but :lol:

at the thread.

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by Chesscub » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:09 pm

Punchy was hoping the inside would have Cthulu tentacle raping Sue Storm

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by Chesscub » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:09 pm

Punchy was hoping the inside would have Cthulu tentacle raping Sue Storm

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:12 pm

Strict31 wrote:Godzilla would whup the shit out of Cthulhu and call him "Susan".

Or "Punchy".

Whichever.

Doubt it.

Great piece, I'm jealous.

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:12 pm

Strict31 wrote:Godzilla would whup the shit out of Cthulhu and call him "Susan".

Or "Punchy".

Whichever.

Doubt it.

Great piece, I'm jealous.

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:13 pm

bkthomson wrote:I still say it looks like a Mind-Flayer (D&D) with Godzilla.

Wow, Punchy isn't the only party pooper. :wink:

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:13 pm

bkthomson wrote:I still say it looks like a Mind-Flayer (D&D) with Godzilla.

Wow, Punchy isn't the only party pooper. :wink:

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by Strict31 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:13 pm

misac wrote:
Doubt it.

Great piece, I'm jealous.

Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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by Strict31 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:13 pm

misac wrote:
Doubt it.

Great piece, I'm jealous.

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by ziza9 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:02 pm

Cthulhu anything is greater than spidey, doc doom any day. Praise the Old Ones. Great cover.

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by ziza9 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:02 pm

Cthulhu anything is greater than spidey, doc doom any day. Praise the Old Ones. Great cover.

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by ziza9 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:03 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

hahahaha. Friggin classic.

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by ziza9 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:03 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

hahahaha. Friggin classic.

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:05 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

Conan? Seriously, now, first you say he can take Thor and now Cthulhu. I think you’re just infatuated with him.

Sure Godzilla has a lot of fights but it just shows how insecure he is. And Cthulhu is more supernatural and we all know magic beats everything.

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by misac » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:05 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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by KingPagla » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:49 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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by KingPagla » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:49 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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by bkthomson » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:59 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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by bkthomson » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:59 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Cthuluh couldn't even beat Conan. Conan ain't even the King of Monsters, but he whups the shit out of ancient gods all the time. And Godzilla is ten thousand times mo'bad-ass than Conan. Cthulhu ain't never fought anybody even close to Godzilla. Shit. He ain't never even fought anybody. That nigga is weak. Godzilla fights ALL THE TIME. And when he's not winning, he's regenerating. If you took Wolverine, mixed him with the Hulk, and then crossed that with a firebreathing dragon that has a radiation-breathing dinosaur for a head, and then made that whole thing 30 stories tall, then you'd have an idea of what would be whupping Cthulhu's ass.

When the asteroid slammed into Earth, it killed all the dinosaurs except Godzilla. And he was just a regular dinosaur back then. All that shit did was make him sleepy. And when he woke up, all he knew was that some muthafuckas had to pay what they owe. Cthulhu can't even get into this universe without some help from guys that Godzilla would step on without even realizing it.

Cthulhu would be all, "IA! IA! FTAGHN and shit!" while Godzilla would be all, "Fuck that shit, nigga. Monster Island, represent."

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