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by ****** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:31 pm

If your mom thinks Alex Ross is gay then she thinks all superheros are gay which means by extension all comic books must be gay and therefore everyone who reads them are gay so that means you're already gay in her eyes GLX so you might as well buy the comic with the banana hammock on the cover and cock door handle on the first page and disregard the titties on every other page thereafter.

by **guitarsmashley** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:59 pm

butcher baker might make you straight.

by **GLX** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:45 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:butcher baker might make you straight.

It had some fine ass women, no question.

by **Victorian Squid** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:50 pm

Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

by **Starlord** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:13 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

by **SilverPhoenix** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:30 pm

starlord wrote:Next week is Brightest Day #23

FUCK!!!!

by **Victorian Squid** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:34 pm

starlord wrote:
He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

by **Starlord** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:08 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

It took me a while because my addled mind kept trying to tell me that Aquaman was Iceman. :oops:

by **Starlord** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:11 pm

SilverPhoenix wrote:
FUCK!!!!

suck it up sunshine. :smt066

by **Stephen Day** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:43 pm

starlord wrote:
suck it up sunshine.

Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you? :cry:

by **guitarsmashley** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:52 am

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's into the double fisting.

by **Zero** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:10 am

I look forward to breaking out the bottom half of my reviewing scale next week.

by **Victorian Squid** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:51 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

Oh, just say your LCS didnt have it. As usual.

by **Starlord** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:33 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

But it's really been a good story. Honest.