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Review Group Week #268: Butcher Baker:The Righteous Maker #1

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by ****** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:31 pm

If your mom thinks Alex Ross is gay then she thinks all superheros are gay which means by extension all comic books must be gay and therefore everyone who reads them are gay so that means you're already gay in her eyes GLX so you might as well buy the comic with the banana hammock on the cover and cock door handle on the first page and disregard the titties on every other page thereafter.

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by ****** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:31 pm

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by guitarsmashley » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:59 pm

butcher baker might make you straight.

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by guitarsmashley » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:59 pm

butcher baker might make you straight.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

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by GLX » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:45 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:butcher baker might make you straight.

It had some fine ass women, no question.

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by GLX » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:45 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:butcher baker might make you straight.

It had some fine ass women, no question.

john lewis wrote:Everyone but GLX has no taste.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:50 pm

Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

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by Tintin Quarantino » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:50 pm

Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

"Being offended is not to be confused with a state of grace; it’s the occasional price we all pay for living in an open society." -- Ian McEwan

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:13 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:13 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

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by SilverPhoenix » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:30 pm

starlord wrote:Next week is Brightest Day #23

FUCK!!!!

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by SilverPhoenix » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:30 pm

starlord wrote:Next week is Brightest Day #23

FUCK!!!!

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by Tintin Quarantino » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:34 pm

starlord wrote:
He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:34 pm

starlord wrote:
He's hot and hard and makes women wet?

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:08 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

It took me a while because my addled mind kept trying to tell me that Aquaman was Iceman. :oops:

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:08 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:

Thank you, I was coming up blank.

It took me a while because my addled mind kept trying to tell me that Aquaman was Iceman. :oops:

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:11 pm

SilverPhoenix wrote:
FUCK!!!!

suck it up sunshine. :smt066

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by Starlord » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:11 pm

SilverPhoenix wrote:
FUCK!!!!

suck it up sunshine. :smt066

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by Stephen Day » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:43 pm

starlord wrote:
suck it up sunshine.

Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you? :cry:

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by Stephen Day » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:43 pm

starlord wrote:
suck it up sunshine.

Thank you Troy for the sig

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:52 am

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's into the double fisting.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:52 am

Victorian Squid wrote:Hmm... What can we infer about GLX's sexuality from next week's cover?

He's into the double fisting.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by Zero » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:10 am

I look forward to breaking out the bottom half of my reviewing scale next week.

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by Zero » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:10 am

I look forward to breaking out the bottom half of my reviewing scale next week.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:51 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

Oh, just say your LCS didnt have it. As usual.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:51 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

Oh, just say your LCS didnt have it. As usual.

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by Starlord » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:33 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

But it's really been a good story. Honest.

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by Starlord » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:33 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Two out of the three issues you listed as possibilities I was already going to get. What do you do, you chose the one of the three I don't and not only that, its a series I've been going out of my way to avoid.

What have I done to you?

But it's really been a good story. Honest.

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by Starlord » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:34 am

Zero wrote:I look forward to breaking out the bottom half of my reviewing scale next week.

That's all I ask, that you go into it with an open mind. :roll:

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by Starlord » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:34 am