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Review Group Week #269: Brightest Day #23

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Herald

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by Herald » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:28 pm

David Kohl wrote:Also for the wannabe Herald poster known as Punchy, I made a post recommending Phonogram 81 days before you ever even mentioned the comic on Old Rama.

You sir are a poser of the worst sort.

Now, now. It's not Punchy's fault that he's not as intelligent as I am.
Some people come by this naturally; others... lag behind.

With a TON of daily practice, he might achieve these heights in a few decades.
"Rome wasn't built in a day", you know...

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by Herald » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:28 pm

David Kohl wrote:Also for the wannabe Herald poster known as Punchy, I made a post recommending Phonogram 81 days before you ever even mentioned the comic on Old Rama.

You sir are a poser of the worst sort.

fieldy snuts

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:56 pm

I thigh this would get weird worlds for sure. Then it got 2 glowing reviews =/

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:56 pm

I thigh this would get weird worlds for sure. Then it got 2 glowing reviews =/

3MJ

by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:57 pm

Herald wrote:
Now, now. It's not Punchy's fault that he's not as intelligent as I am.
Some people come by this naturally; others... lag behind.

With a TON of daily practice, he might achieve these heights in a few decades.
"Rome wasn't built in a day", you know...

Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

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by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:57 pm

Herald wrote:
Now, now. It's not Punchy's fault that he's not as intelligent as I am.
Some people come by this naturally; others... lag behind.

With a TON of daily practice, he might achieve these heights in a few decades.
"Rome wasn't built in a day", you know...

Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

Herald

Not a Kardashian

by Herald » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:06 pm

Always Right wrote:
Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

Sure he does.
They're called The Boys.

Suicide Squad.

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by Herald » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:06 pm

Always Right wrote:
Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

Sure he does.
They're called The Boys.

Suicide Squad.

fieldy snuts

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:11 pm

^ board needs this smiley to click when drama erupts

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:11 pm

^ board needs this smiley to click when drama erupts

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Always Right wrote:
Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

at least he's hit puberty and can wank over comic characters!

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Always Right wrote:
Least he doesn't wank over comic characters.

Checkmate.

at least he's hit puberty and can wank over comic characters!

"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye.."

Asking Trump to be President is like asking a zombie for a rim job.

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by ****** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Sweet James Jones wrote:I thigh this would get weird worlds for sure. Then it got 2 glowing reviews =/

By people with agendas, obv.

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by ****** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Sweet James Jones wrote:I thigh this would get weird worlds for sure. Then it got 2 glowing reviews =/

By people with agendas, obv.

fieldy snuts

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:02 pm

David Kohl wrote:
By people with agendas, obv.

of course. they don't want to be grouped with the same people that made us suffer through lorna and weird worlds :smt011

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by fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:02 pm

David Kohl wrote:
By people with agendas, obv.

of course. they don't want to be grouped with the same people that made us suffer through lorna and weird worlds :smt011

3MJ

by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:05 pm

starlord wrote:
at least he's hit puberty and can wank over comic characters!

If I hadn't even hit puberty yet and was still one of the premier members of the board with a cult following and proven to spark debate where ever I go, I would have to be a child genius.

So either I'm a genius, or I'm old enough to wank. The balls in your court.

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by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:05 pm

starlord wrote:
at least he's hit puberty and can wank over comic characters!

Windom URL

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by Windom URL » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:09 pm

Always Right wrote:
If I hadn't even hit puberty yet and was still one of the premier members of the board with a cult following and proven to spark debate where ever I go, I would have to be a child genius.

So either I'm a genius, or I'm old enough to wank. The balls in your court.

In America we call that his mouth, not his "court".

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by Windom URL » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:09 pm

Always Right wrote:
If I hadn't even hit puberty yet and was still one of the premier members of the board with a cult following and proven to spark debate where ever I go, I would have to be a child genius.

So either I'm a genius, or I'm old enough to wank. The balls in your court.

In America we call that his mouth, not his "court".

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:10 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
Apparently "court" is British teen slang for "mouth"?

Beat me to it!

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:10 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
Apparently "court" is British teen slang for "mouth"?

Beat me to it!

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:13 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Johns and Bendis are two peas in a pod, just none of you can bring yourselves to admit how similar their writing is. In fact they are so alike, I am going to refer to them both as "Johndis" from now on.

Which rhymes with jaundice.

This is the funniest post in this thread so far! The truth does hurt. :lol:

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by Starlord » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:13 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Johns and Bendis are two peas in a pod, just none of you can bring yourselves to admit how similar their writing is. In fact they are so alike, I am going to refer to them both as "Johndis" from now on.

Which rhymes with jaundice.

This is the funniest post in this thread so far! The truth does hurt. :lol:

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by Windom URL » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:24 pm

I should read this again and try to catch up on reviews.

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by Windom URL » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:24 pm

I should read this again and try to catch up on reviews.

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by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:25 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Johns and Bendis are two peas in a pod, just none of you can bring yourselves to admit how similar their writing is. In fact they are so alike, I am going to refer to them both as "Johndis" from now on.

Which rhymes with jaundice.

Bendis' earlier work which includes two of the best runs ever on superhero books, as well as his none superhero work elevate him above Johns. Furthermore Bendis looks towards the future (killing Alpha Flight, his new Avengers, Ultimate Spider-man) whereas Johns is preocupied with the past (fear bug, Hal Jordan, Barry as Flash).

A typical Bendis retcon (e.g the Illuminati or Beyonder) will often contradict continuity, but provide interesting new ideas to propel the universe forward. Johns retcons (supermans origin or Yellow fear bug) will be there to reset things to the status quo and how they were originally.

Hence why a lot of older fans love Johns and hate Bendis. Johns will bring characters back constantly, and always look to please character fanboys. Bendis often ignores continuity and characters to make a story stronger which will piss off character fanboys.

Apart from that they're both on major titles with a lot of free reign, but also restricted as they are the companies flagship, and don't want to lose too many readers. Johns GL has descended into a mockery as it's just different coloured lanterns fighting, whereas Bendis' Avengers seems to be tying in to much to the past whilst playing fast and lose with continuity.

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by 3MJ » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:25 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Johns and Bendis are two peas in a pod, just none of you can bring yourselves to admit how similar their writing is. In fact they are so alike, I am going to refer to them both as "Johndis" from now on.

Which rhymes with jaundice.