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My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Komie » Tue May 03, 2011 2:31 pm

Well, this forum is made for Books, so I figured I’d share my newest release here. It’s not a short story but an actual novel that I wrote myself. It is about a man that suffers amnesia and struggles to regain his memory throughout the story. As he does, he realizes that his brother has become corrupted and is on team Jacob, which of course he just can’t stand for since he loves Edward. (No, really I’m just kidding)

Back to being serious, Throughout the book, the main character, Von slowly gathers his memory back and makes it his mission in life to end his brother’s heartless massacres and stop him from destroying the world of Drylor.

If you like Fantasy and Action Adventure type books then I almost guarantee this book will not disappoint. It has a great story line, it is fast paced and filled with great description of the lush landscapes of Drylor and the creatures that inhabit it.

If I have perked your interests here is what the back of the book says:

When a man wakes up inside a cage that is being carried through an underground city, he has no idea where he is or what has happened to him. As Von, a victim of amnesia, is taken to a jail cell to await his fate amongst elves, humans, dwarfs, gnomes, and halflings, he is told he is a member of the Royal Guard of Genisus. It is not long before he is transported to the palace where he meets an impatient king who eventually returns him to his jail
cell while deciding his destiny.

As Von’s memory slowly returns, he discovers that he is the only one who can protect Drylor—a world that abandoned him—from its greatest evil, his own brother. Through his journey to the truth, Von meets an unlikely group of friends who are willing to sacrifice everything to help him stop his brother Scarlet from annihilating the only world they have ever known.

As Von’s past becomes clear and reveals his future, he soon
realizes the only way he can end his brother’s heartless
massacres is to find him and kill him.

The book is for sale through all major online retailers, so you can buy a copy from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or any other book retailers.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Chesscub » Tue May 03, 2011 2:34 pm

There's something obvious missing from your first post: the name of the book.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby blah » Tue May 03, 2011 3:03 pm

Give an Amazon link.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Tue May 03, 2011 3:30 pm

Chesscub wrote:There's something obvious missing from your first post: the name of the book.

:lol:

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 03, 2011 3:37 pm

fahd wrote:Give an Amazon link.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 03, 2011 3:39 pm

Chesscub wrote:There's something obvious missing from your first post: the name of the book.

Maybe he's asking us to name his book? :-D
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby pat » Tue May 03, 2011 4:23 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Maybe he's asking us to name his book? :-D



i'll call it "Komie's Shitty Book"
Frank, sometimes I really wish you didn't beat that cancer.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Chesscub » Tue May 03, 2011 4:27 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Maybe he's asking us to name his book? :-D


"The Terror that Faps in the Night"

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Tue May 03, 2011 6:31 pm

"It Was a Dark and Fappy Night."

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby nietoperz » Wed May 04, 2011 12:05 pm

Zenguru wrote:"It Was a Dark and Fappy Night."


"Suddenly a fap rang out!"
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Wed May 04, 2011 12:25 pm

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My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby jeremy » Wed May 04, 2011 5:23 pm

YUS! Book spam for the book section!

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 12:08 am

nietoperz wrote:
"Suddenly a fap rang out!"

"The Sound of One Hand Fapping."

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby nietoperz » Thu May 05, 2011 3:51 am

Zenguru wrote:"The Sound of One Hand Fapping."

I thought your next line ought to have been: "Pirate ships fapped on the horizon." :P

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 9:24 pm

nietoperz wrote:I thought your next line ought to have been: "Pirate ships fapped on the horizon." :P

How about "Lady Chatterly's Fapper"?

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