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Poo on hand.

Postby Psivage » Thu May 05, 2011 3:20 pm

Lets say you just went to the bathroom, thought you clean up real good, but notice you got a little poo on your hand. Not much just a speck.

What do you do?

I would wipe it off on a wall or something.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Chesscub » Thu May 05, 2011 3:29 pm

Psivage wrote:Lets say you just went to the bathroom, thought you clean up real good, but notice you got a little poo on your hand. Not much just a speck.

What do you do?

I would wipe it off on a wall or something.


Remind me not to shake hands.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

:smt011

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Psivage » Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm

Chesscub wrote:
Remind me not to shake hands.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

:smt011


It was hypothetical!...or was it?
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby AaronW » Thu May 05, 2011 3:39 pm

I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's hair.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Psivage » Thu May 05, 2011 3:42 pm

Aaron wrote:I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's hair.



Yeah but now you have man gel on your hands.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Benderbrau » Thu May 05, 2011 3:44 pm

Aaron wrote:I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's vagina hair.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby b.lumpkin » Thu May 05, 2011 3:46 pm

i let DMM have it, he likes to collect poo-flakes

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Benderbrau » Thu May 05, 2011 3:51 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:i let DMM have it, he likes to collect poo-flakes

Kellogs' little known and least successful cereal ever.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Strict31 » Thu May 05, 2011 4:05 pm

Is there some obstacle in this scenario that is keeping you from simply washing your hands more than once?
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Schlemmer » Thu May 05, 2011 4:08 pm

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 4:21 pm

Chesscub wrote:
Remind me not to shake hands.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

:smt011


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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby SuperginraiX » Thu May 05, 2011 4:23 pm

Wash your freaking hands. Use soap.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Rockman » Thu May 05, 2011 4:26 pm

that's gross.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 9:20 pm

sdsichero wrote:Lick it off.

But video it as you do and send it as a love letter to el topo.

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