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Chesscub
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by Chesscub » Thu May 05, 2011 3:29 pm
Psivage wrote:Lets say you just went to the bathroom, thought you clean up real good, but notice you got a little poo on your hand. Not much just a speck.
What do you do?
I would wipe it off on a wall or something.
Remind me not to shake hands.
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
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Psivage
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by Psivage » Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm
Chesscub wrote:Remind me not to shake hands.
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
It was hypothetical!...or was it?
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AaronW
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by AaronW » Thu May 05, 2011 3:39 pm
I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's hair.
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by Psivage » Thu May 05, 2011 3:42 pm
Aaron wrote:I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's hair.
Yeah but now you have man gel on your hands.
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Benderbrau
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by Benderbrau » Thu May 05, 2011 3:44 pm
Aaron wrote:I usually just wipe it off in Hawk's mom's vagina hair.
Fixed
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by b.lumpkin » Thu May 05, 2011 3:46 pm
i let DMM have it, he likes to collect poo-flakes
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by Benderbrau » Thu May 05, 2011 3:51 pm
b.lumpkin wrote:i let DMM have it, he likes to collect poo-flakes
Kellogs' little known and least successful cereal ever.
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Strict31
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by Strict31 » Thu May 05, 2011 4:05 pm
Is there some obstacle in this scenario that is keeping you from simply washing your hands more than once?
"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe
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Schlemmer
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by Schlemmer » Thu May 05, 2011 4:08 pm
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The Old Doctor
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by The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 4:21 pm
Chesscub wrote:Remind me not to shake hands.
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
THIS!!!
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"
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SuperginraiX
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by SuperginraiX » Thu May 05, 2011 4:23 pm
Wash your freaking hands. Use soap.
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Rockman
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by Rockman » Thu May 05, 2011 4:26 pm
that's gross.
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by sdsichero » Thu May 05, 2011 4:31 pm
Lick it off.
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by Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 9:20 pm
sdsichero wrote:Lick it off.
But video it as you do and send it as a love letter to el topo.
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