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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 9:34 pm

Komie wrote:Well, this forum is made for Books, so I figured I’d share my newest release here. It’s not a short story but an actual novel that I wrote myself. It is about a man that suffers amnesia and struggles to regain his memory throughout the story. As he does, he realizes that his brother has become corrupted and is on team Jacob, which of course he just can’t stand for since he loves Edward. (No, really I’m just kidding)

Back to being serious, Throughout the book, the main character, Von slowly gathers his memory back and makes it his mission in life to end his brother’s heartless massacres and stop him from destroying the world of Drylor.

If you like Fantasy and Action Adventure type books then I almost guarantee this book will not disappoint. It has a great story line, it is fast paced and filled with great description of the lush landscapes of Drylor and the creatures that inhabit it.

If I have perked your interests here is what the back of the book says:

When a man wakes up inside a cage that is being carried through an underground city, he has no idea where he is or what has happened to him. As Von, a victim of amnesia, is taken to a jail cell to await his fate amongst elves, humans, dwarfs, gnomes, and halflings, he is told he is a member of the Royal Guard of Genisus. It is not long before he is transported to the palace where he meets an impatient king who eventually returns him to his jail
cell while deciding his destiny.

As Von’s memory slowly returns, he discovers that he is the only one who can protect Drylor—a world that abandoned him—from its greatest evil, his own brother. Through his journey to the truth, Von meets an unlikely group of friends who are willing to sacrifice everything to help him stop his brother Scarlet from annihilating the only world they have ever known.

As Von’s past becomes clear and reveals his future, he soon
realizes the only way he can end his brother’s heartless
massacres is to find him and kill him.

The book is for sale through all major online retailers, so you can buy a copy from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or any other book retailers.


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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 10:42 pm

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This is all liked about your post.

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Carry on poster whom I have never seen a post of until this. Good luck with the book and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out of this place since you got your advert in and that post was probably your last.

I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

How about "When the Postman Faps Twice"?

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri May 06, 2011 10:01 pm

Zenguru wrote:I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

How about "When the Postman Faps Twice"?


True, but the person could also still post at some point in time.

I've got no title. :oops:
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Fri May 06, 2011 10:24 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:I've got no title. :oops:

This is why you were #26 in the avatar of the month thread. :lol:

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Postby Dragavon » Fri May 06, 2011 10:50 pm

"When a Stranger Faps"
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Dragavon » Fri May 06, 2011 10:51 pm

nietoperz wrote:
"Suddenly a fap rang out!"

"And the next thing I heard was the sound of somebody fapping at my door"
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Wisdom000 » Fri May 06, 2011 10:57 pm

Wow..........

Even for an ad, that was the single most retarded thing I have ever read on this site... and thats saying something...

I can only imagine how awful the book must be...

And really... a fucking twilight joke?


Please, on the off-chance you aren't a bot and actually read this... cut of your own fingers and have your lips sown shut so you can never communicate anything beyond yes and no answers again...
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Zenguru » Fri May 06, 2011 11:12 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Wow..........

Even for an ad, that was the single most retarded thing I have ever read on this site... and thats saying something...

I can only imagine how awful the book must be...

And really... a fucking twilight joke?


Please, on the off-chance you aren't a bot and actually read this... cut of your own fingers and have your lips sown shut so you can never communicate anything beyond yes and no answers again...

But if he does that, he won't have the chance to write an homage to Faulkner: "As I Lay Fapping."

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby HNutz » Sat May 07, 2011 9:12 am

Is anyone else's interest "perked"?

I'm also shocked that he/she/it didn't post the name of the book. What, are we supposed to find it ourselves?

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat May 07, 2011 10:18 am

HNutz wrote:Is anyone else's interest "perked"?

I'm also shocked that he/she/it didn't post the name of the book. What, are we supposed to find it ourselves?


It's a scavenger hunt.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat May 07, 2011 10:19 am

Faps and Fapability.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby achilles » Sat May 07, 2011 10:40 am

First paragraph, no doubt:

....suddenly, there came a tapping, as if someone gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door.
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby Benderbrau » Sat May 07, 2011 12:46 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Wow..........

Even for an ad, that was the single most retarded thing I have ever read on this site... and thats saying something...

I can only imagine how awful the book must be...

And really... a fucking twilight joke?


Please, on the off-chance you aren't a bot and actually read this... cut of your own fingers and have your lips sown shut so you can never communicate anything beyond yes and no answers again...

That's an awfully long book title :shock:
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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby blah » Sun May 08, 2011 11:19 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Wow..........

Even for an ad, that was the single most retarded thing I have ever read on this site... and thats saying something...

I can only imagine how awful the book must be...

And really... a fucking twilight joke?


Please, on the off-chance you aren't a bot and actually read this... cut of your own fingers and have your lips sown shut so you can never communicate anything beyond yes and no answers again...


Aren't you going a bit overboard when it comes to the post? So it's a bad post, big deal. Nothing to cut off his fingers for.

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Re: My new book, tell me what you think!

Postby J.M. Hunter » Wed May 18, 2011 8:58 am

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