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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 5:41 pm

Jude Terror wrote:The Weasel stands up and begins speaking loudly to anyone who will listen. "Friends! Oafs! Bumbling morons! We have found ourselves in a most undesirable situation, stranded in the middle of nowhere without food or shelter! Clearly, it is going to take more than willpower to deliver us from these dire circumstances. It will take the cunning leadership that only an able genius such as myself can possibly supply! If we are going to work collectively to escape our fate, all must bow down and sub... er... take direction from an experienced and able leader, and that leader is obviously I, the Evil Weasel. With the help of my powerful Trenchcoat and blanket, I will save us all. What do you say?"

Based on their rolls, it's apparent that a new voice of leadership has risen amongst the wreckage.

Blanket and Trench Coat both laugh maniacally, stop because the other's laughing, and then continue laughing ... begrudgingly. Even dire foes know a shared victory when they see it, as the Weasel now has the survivors in the palm of his hand -- and probably some of the player characters, too, once everybody rolls.

(This doesn't mean they'll do everything you say, Jude, especially if it involves self injury or actions against their alignment, but they'll believe most reasonable things you say. This will give you a permanent +5 bonus to your CHA checks against the survivors, which I'll note on "the List.")

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue May 10, 2011 5:51 pm

The Weasel grins, the first step in his evil ambitions finally realized. "Excellent, Trenchcoat," he whispers to his companion. "With the added might of blanket, we have become unstoppable. Now, time to bask in the glory of my triumphant accomplishment. What's that Trenchcoat? Of course, you're right. What good are followers if they do not live to serve me."

The Weasel tells his new followers, "Gather containers and bring some water onto the raft. I shall use my incomparable magical powers to transform it from salty death into drinkable sustenance!"
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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue May 10, 2011 5:53 pm

jeremiahvedder wrote:Five checks here for the other survivors, based on their order on "the List"...

Group 1 (#1-5)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2


Group 2 (#6-10)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6


Group 3 (#11-15)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10


Group 4 (#16-20)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
9


Group 5 (#21-25)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
16
+2

All players must make this roll since he's addressing everyone, Sense Motive (DC 19).

Faolan, Sabo... Don't forget your +10.


(Does Faolan have a +10? He believed my bluffs back in the ship.)
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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby misac » Tue May 10, 2011 5:56 pm

Jude Terror wrote:The Weasel hugs his own blanket tightly.


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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby misac » Tue May 10, 2011 5:58 pm

jeremiahvedder wrote:Five checks here for the other survivors, based on their order on "the List"...

Group 1 (#1-5)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2


Group 2 (#6-10)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6


Group 3 (#11-15)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10


Group 4 (#16-20)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
9


Group 5 (#21-25)
Original post: jeremiahvedder rolled 1 20-sided dice:
16
+2

All players must make this roll since he's addressing everyone, Sense Motive (DC 19).

Faolan, Sabo... Don't forget your +10.


misac rolled 1 20-sided dice:
9
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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 6:05 pm

Jude Terror wrote:(Does Faolan have a +10? He believed my bluffs back in the ship.)

I think maybe you tried to Bluff him a few too many times? I don't remember.

Maybe not. There's no bonus listed on his character sheet. Trey?

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby snelss0 » Tue May 10, 2011 6:05 pm

Tommas probably wouldn't follow someone named evil weasel anyways but he is curious as to let him see what he can do. He will allow him to be leader but if it gets out of hand he will step up. He doesn't know the intentions of this guy standing up and shouting at everyone.

Sense Motive
snelss0 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
+7

Once it gets dark enough Tommas will then begin to cast the spell Flare into the night sky, trying to create a signal unless the great fearless leader stops him...then he might do it anyways.
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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 6:07 pm

misac wrote:
Original post: misac rolled 1 20-sided dice:
9

The Weasel has a +5 bonus to CHA checks (including Bluff) against you until you catch him in a lie, at which time you'll receive a +10 bonus against him. At this point, you generally find him an authentic, likeable guy and a promising leader for your large group of survivors.

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 6:09 pm

snelss0 wrote:Sense Motive
Original post: snelss0 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
+7


Same thing as Misac.

Weasel gets a +5 bonus to CHA rolls against you until you catch him in a lie.

snelss0 wrote:Once it gets dark enough Tommas will then begin to cast the spell Flare into the night sky, trying to create a signal unless the great fearless leader stops him...then he might do it anyways.

This is a good idea. +2 good role-playing XP for having a great idea.

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 6:11 pm

Actually, now that I think about it, Weasel gets +20 good role-playing XP for achieving such an incredible feat of wickedness, and taking that first step toward his secret, ultimate goal of world domination.

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby bkthomson » Tue May 10, 2011 9:22 pm

WTF just happened. . I walked away for a couple hours. . :smt017
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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 9:29 pm

bkthomson wrote:WTF just happened. . I walked away for a couple hours. . :smt017

Well, it looks like the Weasel has become the spiritual leader of the survivors. :smt102

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby Kurtisdnalas » Tue May 10, 2011 10:59 pm

sense motive
Kurtisdnalas rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
+1

*holy crap... I think I think he is a god...*

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby jeremiahvedder » Tue May 10, 2011 11:10 pm

Kurtisdnalas wrote:sense motive
Original post: Kurtisdnalas rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
+1

*holy crap... I think I think he is a god...*

BWAHAHAHA! Weasel now has a minion!

Pinky has never in his life met someone who inspired him more than the Weasel.

Weasel gets +15 to CHA checks (including Bluff) against Pinky the Barbarian.

(Seduce him! Seduce him! Seduce him!)

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Re: OH D&D 3.5 Play-By-Post Game

Postby Kurtisdnalas » Wed May 11, 2011 1:53 am

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Sorry for the spam... Just needed to do a test... Wanted to see if I could get any high rolls out of 20 rolls
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