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I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Mon May 16, 2011 2:51 pm

...but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

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Re: I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

Postby thefourthman » Mon May 16, 2011 2:54 pm

evolutionary?

fuck all that...

The rest of it explains it all
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Postby thefourthman » Mon May 16, 2011 2:55 pm

oh, it was all there, nevermind.

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Postby sdsichero » Mon May 16, 2011 4:02 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9421000/9421133.stm

Bewick's swans' bottoms sized up for science
By Victoria Gill
Science and nature reporter, BBC News

Bigger bottoms are definitely better - for swans at least.

Scientists at the UK's Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust are measuring the size of Bewick's swans' behinds, to see if they have the fat reserves to survive their long migration to Arctic Russia.

The swans' population is in decline and the researchers want to find out if a shortage of suitable food at their UK wintering sites could be the cause.

The birds are just about to embark on their annual journey.

Researchers at the WWT's wetland centre in Slimbridge, Gloucestershire, are trying to gather the measurements before the birds set off on their migration.

Between 1995 and 2005, the number of Bewick's swans wintering in Europe fell from 29,000 to about 21,000.

The team says that these measurements should "rule out" a shortage of suitable food at their UK wintering sites as a reason for the decline.

Scientists and trained volunteers are recording the size of the area between each swan's legs and tail, which is where they store fat they build up over the winter.

The birds need these extra fat reserves to survive the 4,000km migration to their Arctic breeding grounds.

WWT researcher Julia Newth said: "In a slim bird, the bum will look slightly concave, whereas a well-fed bird will have a double bulge."

Athough these vital statistics are yet to be analysed in full, Ms Newth said that the observations suggested that most birds were embarking on their migrations with "big healthy behinds".

"We need to do further work to see whether their body conditions have changed over the years, and, if so, whether this is connected with the decline in numbers seen in recent years," she added.

WWT researchers have been observing this species since the 1960s. They think the swans could be suffering from changes in their habitat and in the weather at their breeding grounds.

Other known causes of death include collisions with power lines, lead poisoning and hunting.

Bewick's swans are smaller than the more familiar mute swans, which live in Britain all year round.

Just before they migrate, the birds' behaviour and vocalisations change. The birds become very alert, bobbing their heads and "chattering" at a distinctive pitch.

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Re: I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

Postby Kolimar » Mon May 16, 2011 4:36 pm

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"Hey, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe one o' those terrorists'll blow Bats away.
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Ah, well.. I can dream, can't I...?"- Guy Gardner.

"It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature." - Jorge Luis Borges, Prologue to "El otro, el mismo."

"Corruptus In Extremis"

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Postby Kolimar » Mon May 16, 2011 4:40 pm

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"Hey, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe one o' those terrorists'll blow Bats away.
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Ah, well.. I can dream, can't I...?"- Guy Gardner.

"It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature." - Jorge Luis Borges, Prologue to "El otro, el mismo."

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Re: I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

Postby Kolimar » Mon May 16, 2011 4:42 pm

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"Hey, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe one o' those terrorists'll blow Bats away.
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Ah, well.. I can dream, can't I...?"- Guy Gardner.

"It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature." - Jorge Luis Borges, Prologue to "El otro, el mismo."

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Re: I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

Postby Kolimar » Mon May 16, 2011 4:45 pm

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"Hey, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe one o' those terrorists'll blow Bats away.
Nah, never happen.
Ah, well.. I can dream, can't I...?"- Guy Gardner.

"It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature." - Jorge Luis Borges, Prologue to "El otro, el mismo."

"Corruptus In Extremis"

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." Jorge Luis Borges

"Omne animal triste est post coitum"

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