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I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here..

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby The Juan Percenter » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:48 pm

GOSD wrote:King of Kong is awesome. You must watch it sometime. :lol:

Do you have a mullet? That's a requirement to be THE King of Kong. :shock: :D


Don't forget the American Flag tie!!

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby TerriG » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:51 pm

Basil Smotherman Jr. wrote:
Don't forget the American Flag tie!!

fuck yes

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby The Juan Percenter » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:53 pm

TerriG wrote:fuck yes

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That guy is so American, he enters "USA" as his initials every time he gets the high score.

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby TerriG » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:55 pm

Basil Smotherman Jr. wrote:
That guy is so American, he enters "USA" as his initials every time he gets the high score.

he's also a douchebag

which is pretty american

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:56 pm

Awesome, it's really cheap on AZ, can't wait. I heard about that and forgot all about it a while ago, thanks! :)

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby DMM » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:57 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
No but my hair is always growing fast back there, like it wants to mullet out on me in my sleep or something.

hahaha! I know that game
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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:01 pm

Watching it now...awesome!

I like where they say Donkey Kong is the hardest game and it takes "deep comprehensive intelligence" to be good at Donkey Kong! 8)

When I worked in an arcade and serviced games I saw a lot of guys like these.

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby CountD » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:04 pm

I claim the belt to Karate Champ.

Some of you younger folk may not know what that is, but its awesome

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:08 pm

CountD wrote:I claim the belt to Karate Champ.

Some of you younger folk may not know what that is, but its awesome


I was really good at that one too! It was a favorite. It had the best kick to the groin of its era.

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby CountD » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:16 pm

you could demolish someone in karate champ if you knew yoru shit :lol:

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Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:31 pm

CountD wrote:you could demolish someone in karate champ if you knew yoru shit :lol:


You can play it online but not the same:

http://nintendo8.com/game/476/karate_champ/

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby CountD » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:35 pm

must have joysticks.

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:40 pm

Exactly.

I spent a couple hours yesterday play-testing an Atari 2600 and 75 games but I couldn't get DK to work. :-(

I know it's there though, it came up for one tantalizing second. I played the original Mario game following DK and I forgot how hard it sucks.

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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:38 pm

I completely forgot we have the games here! I have to get back into those.

Also, King of Kong is an awesome film. It's exactly what my life would be if I sold barbecue sauce.
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Re: I am STILL the fucking Donkey Kong champion around here.

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:40 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:I completely forgot we have the games here! I have to get back into those.

Also, King of Kong is an awesome film. It's exactly what my life would be if I sold barbecue sauce.



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