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by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:26 am

so Saturday night was my Buddy Alec's bachelor party. So the night started at a restaurant in downtown Baltimore called James Joyce. It's a party so needless to say I hit the ground running and I'm drinking pretty hard right out of the box (I'm a sprinter not a runner) so about 6 shots of John Powers whiskey and a few beers deep I started insulting James Joyce's best known work Ulysses (cuz I hate it ) and I was just yelling nonsense. So no sooner than I start shooting off at the mouth some old dude at the bar stands up and starts screaming at me about how awesome Joyce is. Drunken Literary debate at it's finest. Like all great drunk fights the verbal brawl ended with me buying the dude a shot and a brew.

ps

fast forward to the end of the night and I got a mash job from a stripper

all in all a great night

by **CountD** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:50 am

wut is a m-job?

by **Muppetesque** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:56 am

CountD wrote:wut is a m-job?

Shitty lap dance? Otherwise I'm at a loss... :smt017

by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:00 am

CountD wrote:wut is a m-job?

a mash job = it's like a hand job but do to excessive whiskey dick nothing really happens and thus the penis is just mashed around

by **CountD** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:04 am

eltopo wrote:a mash job = it's like a hand job but do to excessive whiskey dick nothing really happens and thus the penis is just mashed around

by **GHERU** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:05 am

eltopo wrote:a mash job = it's like a hand job but do to excessive whiskey dick nothing really happens and thus the penis is just mashed around

I know that game

by **Strict31** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:07 am

You should have punched the guy in the balls and then shouted, "Hemingway like a muthafucka!"

But since your mind was besotted with the devil whiskey, I suppose your lack of punching can be forgiven.

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:14 am

eltopo wrote:a mash job = it's like a hand job but do to excessive whiskey dick nothing really happens and thus the penis is just mashed around

Am I the only one that gets the other form of whiskey dick, which means that no matter how much the girl tugs at it it never goes down?

by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:17 am

Benderbrau wrote:Am I the only one that gets the other form of whiskey dick, which means that no matter how much the girl tugs at it it never goes down?

yes

by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:18 am

GHERU wrote:I know that game

it sucks cuz the girl was cute as hell but I just looked her and I was like " don't bother darlin it's no use"

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:25 am

eltopo wrote:yes

Oh...

...well hurray for me then! :-D

by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:28 am

Benderbrau wrote:Oh...

...well hurray for me then!

now I've had the problem your talking about on coke but not on booze

by **eltopo** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:30 am

Strict31 wrote:You should have punched the guy in the balls and then shouted, "Hemingway like a muthafucka!"

But since your mind was besotted with the devil whiskey, I suppose your lack of punching can be forgiven.

honestly I was trying not to get into any sorta fight cuz one of my friends who was there is the sort that just always want to fight and I didn't need that

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:36 am

eltopo wrote:honestly I was trying not to get into any sorta fight cuz one of my friends who was there is the sort that just always want to fight and I didn't need that

Uhg. I know that game:

Bender meets friends in bar
Bender asks friends what they want to do tonight
Friends response "Let's pick a fight with someone"
Bender facepalms
:smt011