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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby oogy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:36 pm

This guy is a real gem. You guys should share more of these.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby BlueStreak » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:38 pm

Here's one where he admits about fantasizing about Herald.

I think you answered your own question right there. How did you know how thick his wang was? Do you fantasize about your forbidden romance with him often? I'm presuming you would be the bottom in most of them.

--- On Fri, 4/15/11, newton <newton@pl.net> wrote:


From: newton <newton@pl.net>
Subject: RE: Will?
To: "'The Outhouse Staff'" <theouthousers@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, April 15, 2011, 6:18 AM

Reread my earlier e-mails, I said I’d join the forums when Herald got banned. Has he been banned yet? No! And why would I have urges towards someone who’s thicker than 2 short planks:

‘This wasn't a "no win situation" for him; he got exactly what he wanted: Cass ditched as Batgirl because HE hates the character, sales and fan support be damned.’



From: The Outhouse Staff [mailto:theouthousers@yahoo.com]
Sent: Saturday, 16 April 2011 12:44 a.m.
To: newton
Subject: RE: Will?



I'm sorry you feel that you can't talk about your repressed homosexual urges towards Herald with someone. Are you afraid that your mother will see the number on the phone bill and think it's a sex hotline?



And IMHO, no one gives a shit about YHO since you can't grow a pair and post a damn thing on a single forum.

--- On Thu, 4/14/11, newton <newton@pl.net> wrote:


From: newton <newton@pl.net>
Subject: RE: Will?
To: "'The Outhouse Staff'" <theouthousers@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, April 14, 2011, 9:17 PM

I’m not ringing that number for you. BTW:

‘I think Herald is a poster who doesn't get enough recognition around here for his insightful thoughts on DC Comics. I thought we should make this thread to give him the praise he deserves.’

Enough recognition? He gets too much recognition IMHO.





From: The Outhouse Staff [mailto:theouthousers@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, 15 April 2011 1:39 p.m.
To: newton
Subject: RE: Will?



The long delay between emails suggest that you had a bit too much of your mom's boxed wine last night. On a related note, please call this number, it will help you. 1-888-843-4564.

--- On Thu, 4/14/11, newton <newton@pl.net> wrote:


From: newton <newton@pl.net>
Subject: RE: Will?
To: "'The Outhouse Staff'" <theouthousers@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, April 14, 2011, 6:11 PM

I see you’re still playing the ‘We’re not banning Herald any time soon’ game.



From: The Outhouse Staff [mailto:theouthousers@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, 15 April 2011 12:37 a.m.
To: newton
Subject: Re: Will?



This email does not make sense. Did you get into your mom's liquor cabinet again?


--- On Wed, 4/13/11, newton <newton@pl.net> wrote:


From: newton <newton@pl.net>
Subject: Will?
To: "'The Outhouse Staff'" <theouthousers@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 11:59 PM

‘I'll make a will thread before I go in for the operation.’

Sets thread on fire. BTW, Herald is still allowed to post on the Outhouse forums.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:41 pm

Tomorrow Bluestreak visits his doctor and learns that he has multiple personality disorder and has been arguing with himself via e-mail for months now.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Frag » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:45 pm

He's from New Zealand?
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby sdsichero » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:45 pm

Strict31 wrote:I do not believe the Borg moan.


Seven of Nine did.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby oogy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:48 pm

To get this knob to sign up and post here, I think that Herald should be banned...

but sign up a new account w/ a different name and a Marvel avatar (to throw Newton off).
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Keb » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:49 pm

Probably due to the same reason your mother beats you when she's drunk. We just don't like you that much.

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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Punchy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm

I miss Newton, he hasn't emailed me for ages.

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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm

These e-mails are great! :lol:

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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:51 pm

Punchy wrote:I miss Newton, he hasn't emailed me for ages.

That's because you're too old for him now.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby sdsichero » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:51 pm

Herald wrote:These e-mails are great! :lol:

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Disappointing that you didn't say something to stir the pot more.
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Punchy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:56 pm

Benderbrau wrote:That's because you're too old for him now.


I'm younger than Herald!

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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:56 pm

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Disappointing that you didn't say something to stir the pot more.


Very well, then. :wink:

Reprinted by popular demand, "The Phony King of DC":




Oh, the world will croon
Of a dumb buffoon
A hundred years from now
And not because
He made fans pause
And got them to go "Wow!"

Since bonny good Queen Jeanette left
That great DC she ran
We've all had to roll our eyes
At that good-for-nothing Dan! :roll:

Incredible as he is inept!!
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the PHONY King of DC!!
A POX on the Phony King of DC!!!

He marches through
All DC HQ
Pretending he's the best!
A man too much
Possessed of such
A foolish brand of zest!

And he throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way!!
He writes pet projects bad!
Makes REAL writers mad!
You see, there's nothing good to say!!

Too late to be known as Dan the First!
He's sure to be known as Dan the WORST!!
A POX on that Phony King of DC!!!

While he ruins all our heroes
And he fills us all with dread
Queen Jeanette's crown
Keeps slippin' down
And off that balded head!!
HA!! :-D

But while there is a single beat
In Herald's wily heart
He'll find a way
To make Dan pay
And make sure those words SMART!!

Only a matter of time till when...
Guess who will get his goat AGAIN!! :wink: 8)

The silly, willy-nilly "King of DC"!!

The sniveling, groveling...
Measly, weaselly...
Blabberin', jabberin'...
Gibberin', jabberin'...
Blunderin', plottin'...
Wheelin'-dealin'...

Prince Dan, that PHONY King of DC!!
YEAH!!

:lol:

Oh, and by the way:
The Villain Sucks Song

8)
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby sdsichero » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:03 pm

hehe

Is one of 41 guests him?
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Re: Oh Herald...

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:42 pm

Strict31 wrote:I do not believe the Borg moan.


They do, every time they assimilate an Apple product.
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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