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just when you thought Metallica could'nt suck anymore : Lulu

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:35 pm

Metallouca...
http://gunshyassassin.com/news/metallic ... l-be-shit/
Metallica And Lou Reed: Audio Sample Proves This Album Will Be Shit
Go here, and listen to the first audio sample from the forthcoming Metallica and Lou Reed album, Lulu.

Clearly, the collaboration I like to call Metallouca is going to suck MAJORLY.

I couldn’t listen to this without fucking wincing.

I happen to think the Velvet Underground was an iconic and groundbreaking band. But this audio sample is disgusting. I’m not sure what Lou’s going for here, but I’d say it’s “Annoying Grandpa Who Forgot To Take His ‘Head’ Pills.”

It sounds like the rantings of a senile grandpa.

I’m not even jazzed about the music. Man. The sample is from a track called “The View.” How awesome? They named it after that daytime talk show all those old yentas watch. The track will be available as a digital download later this month.

Lulu comes out November 1.

here's the link
http://www.amazon.com/The-View/dp/B005NN6N6O/

what the hell is this? I like Lou Reed I would say I'm a very big Velvet underground fan but Lou hasn't made anything worth a shit since his first solo album like 30 years ago than again Metallica haven't made anything good in like 30 years too so maybe they were like " wait we both suck really bad maybe we can make something that out sucks EVERYTHING"..the sample of the song above is beyond terrible
it's like the Cuthulu of music ..witnessing it is to go mad
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Postby xaraan » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:37 pm

eh, I don't know topo, I'll give it a listen, but you are fairly narrow in what you like in music so your judgement of suck pretty much only applies to heavy metal - metallica I thought lost all you metal guys years ago?

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Postby Schlemmer » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:38 pm

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Coulda been worse...

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Postby xaraan » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:38 pm

yea that sucks

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Postby Chubbles » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:39 pm

Metallica was awesome last Wed!!!!

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Re: just when you thought Metallica could'nt suck anymore :

Postby Chris » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:40 pm

I liked their last album. :smt102
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Re: just when you thought Metallica could'nt suck anymore :

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:52 pm

xaraan wrote:eh, I don't know topo, I'll give it a listen, but you are fairly narrow in what you like in music so your judgement of suck pretty much only applies to heavy metal - metallica I thought lost all you metal guys years ago?

I don't feel that's accurate
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Re: just when you thought Metallica could'nt suck anymore :

Postby Strict31 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:07 pm

From the title, I thought this was going to be about Lulu Gainsbourg adding a new collabo artist to the tribute album to his father.
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Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:11 pm

xaraan, I may be more Vocal about Metal than other stuff but I have a pretty deserve Ipod
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Postby Strict31 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:16 pm

eltopo wrote:xaraan, I may be more Vocal about Metal than other stuff but I have a pretty deserve Ipod


Just because your iPod is black doesn't make it diverse, buddy.
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Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:18 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Just because your iPod is black doesn't make it diverse, buddy.

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Re: just when you thought Metallica could'nt suck anymore :

Postby Keb » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:26 pm

eltopo wrote:xaraan, I may be more Vocal about Metal than other stuff but I have a pretty deserve Ipod

You like DOOM. Please bitchslap your metalbuddy Jude for calling him "wannabe wutang".

Thanks :)

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Postby CountD » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:28 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Just because your iPod is black doesn't make it diverse, buddy.


wow, u successfully interpreted that post of eltopo's! :lol:

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Postby Strict31 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:28 pm

Keb wrote:You like DOOM. Please bitchslap your metalbuddy Jude for calling him "wannabe wutang".

Thanks :)


Jude called DOOM wannabe wutang??

Jude, are you sure your dad is really from Africa?
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Postby xaraan » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:29 pm

eltopo wrote:xaraan, I may be more Vocal about Metal than other stuff but I have a pretty deserve Ipod



ok, guess i just haven't heard much from you on other stuff yet then

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