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by **Greg** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:42 pm

This looks pretty sweet! :shock:

by **habitual** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:47 pm

It did until Kristen Stewart showed up in the preview. That chick couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag...irrevocably.

Hab

by **oogy** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:51 pm

habitual wrote:It did until Kristen Stewart showed up in the preview. That chick couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag...irrevocably.

Hab

She always looks so bored.

by **Miracloman** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:43 pm

Is that the guy from Thor?
It seems new interpretations/stories based on popular fairy tales is the new trend in movies,comics and television shows(fairy tales are the new vampires/zombies?).

by **Thor-El** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:47 pm

Looks good even with Stewart and her "I am always fucking confused" look on her face. Hemsworth seems to be type cast though as the viking/warrior action guy.

by **habitual** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:47 pm

Miracloman wrote:Is that the guy from Thor?
It seems new interpretations/stories based on popular fairy tales is the new trend in movies,comics and television shows(fairy tales are the new vampires/zombies?).

It's basically taking female fairy tale characters and giving them armor.

Alice in Wonderland was awful.

Hab

by **Greg** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:48 pm

habitual wrote:
It's basically taking female fairy tale characters and giving them armor.

Alice in Wonderland was awful.

Hab

It truly was.

by **Zechs** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:55 pm

It looks alright.

by **Miracloman** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:58 pm

habitual wrote:
It's basically taking female fairy tale characters and giving them armor.

Alice in Wonderland was awful.

Hab

I cannot really say about Alice,was too busy shielding my eyes from the scenery and visual effects for fear of having seizures.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:14 pm

THOR! With a Scots accent.

Well guys, would you have preferred Megan Fox instead?

Face it, she got the job to bring in all those retarded Twinkle Vampire fans.

I'll root for the queen this time around. But really, what's next? Hansel & Gretel with metal guitar sound track? "DUN-DUN-DUN! There's a witch in the woods... DUN-DUN-DUN! A brother and sister are lost in the woods... DUN-DUN-DUN! A house made of candy... WAKK-KA-KA-KA-KA! It's on. DUN-DUN-DUN!

by **Cat-Scratch** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:17 pm

By the way, anyone see that Red Riding Hood with the hottie ?

by **b.lumpkin** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:22 pm

i'd cut out anyone's heart to knock boots with queen charlize

by **nietoperz** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:23 pm

This is either going to be amazing or the worst thing ever. There is no in-between.

by **Strict31** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:34 pm

habitual wrote:It did until Kristen Stewart showed up in the preview. That chick couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag...irrevocably.

Hab

I've only seen her in a few films. Into the Wild and the Runaways, where she seemed like she played the same part. I dunno, maybe both roles required her to act like a bored Joan Jett. But I also saw her on one of the MTV Awards broadcasts, where she apparently was playing a bored Joan Jett.

But my problem isn't really with her acting. It's that she looks a mad scientist poured some heroin into a vaguely girl-shaped mold, ran some electricity through it and then said, "IT'S ALIVE! But...it seems to be intensely bored..."

Y'know, when goddamn Charlize Theron asks who the fuck is the fairest of them all, I'm expecting that mirror to show a bitch who doesn't look like the walking dead. If that doesn't sound fair, well guess what folks; neither is she. And that's kind of a job requirement for this story.

Not that she's ugly or anything. Just intensely plain and dull looking. I mean, there's got to be a thousand other chicks who can remember their lines and are actually hot.

I certainly don't mind fairy tales and shit being re-imagined. But she's a deal-breaker as far as this movie is concerned.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:37 pm

nietoperz wrote:This is either going to be amazing or the worst thing ever. There is no in-between.

Give Twigg a chance at the camera for a while. He'll top it with his epic film on insert joke title at his expense here.

Also, that call is for Girl With The Dragon Tattoo remake. Looks like it'll work but if not... :smt013