habitual wrote:It did until Kristen Stewart showed up in the preview. That chick couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag...irrevocably.
I've only seen her in a few films. Into the Wild and the Runaways, where she seemed like she played the same part. I dunno, maybe both roles required her to act like a bored Joan Jett. But I also saw her on one of the MTV Awards broadcasts, where she apparently was playing a bored Joan Jett.
But my problem isn't really with her acting. It's that she looks a mad scientist poured some heroin into a vaguely girl-shaped mold, ran some electricity through it and then said, "IT'S ALIVE! But...it seems to be intensely bored..."
Y'know, when goddamn Charlize Theron asks who the fuck is the fairest of them all, I'm expecting that mirror to show a bitch who doesn't look like the walking dead. If that doesn't sound fair, well guess what folks; neither is she. And that's kind of a job requirement for this story.
Not that she's ugly or anything. Just intensely plain and dull looking. I mean, there's got to be a thousand other chicks who can remember their lines and are actually hot.
I certainly don't mind fairy tales and shit being re-imagined. But she's a deal-breaker as far as this movie is concerned.