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Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:25 am

Oh you knew this was coming...

And this isn't trilogy versus trilogy, this is saga versus saga.

The LotR saga (because add the running times together and you pretty much have 6 movies) against all six Star Wars movies.

It's not going to be as easy as just going up against the Prequels.

It's Gandalf Jesus versus Anakin Jesus.

A king finding his destiny and young Jedi seeking his.

Aragorn fighting against the weakness in his bloodline against Luke doing the same.

Ultimate evil versus ultimate evil.

The All-seeing eye versus the Deathstar.

The One Ring versus the Darkside.

Yoda versus Gollum.


Only one saga will rule them all...
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Chris » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:44 am

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby MistaT » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:53 am

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:56 am

Star Wars. Hands down.

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Keb » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:04 am

Fuck that! LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

The Star Wars movies can't fuck with the books or the movies.

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Zechs » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:19 am



Star Wars > LoTR
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:22 am

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I don't know that Kevin SMith is an authority on good movies.:P

I've always thought that was funny though.
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Zechs » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:23 am

Doc Spider wrote:
I don't know that Kevin SMith is an authority on good movies.:P

I've always thought that was funny though.


Dude does have a point though doesn't he? :P
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Keb » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:26 am

Doc Spider wrote:
I don't know that Kevin SMith is an authority on good movies.:P

I've always thought that was funny though.

He's made one good movie and had a handful of funny lines in shitty movies. The only thing he is the authority on is disappointment.

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:28 am

Keb wrote:He's made one good movie and had a handful of funny lines in shitty movies. The only thing he is the authority on is disappointment.

He's made a lot of good movies.........and cop out. :-D

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:30 am

Zechs wrote:
Dude does have a point though doesn't he? :P

A huge point.

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Keb » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:33 am

He made Chasing Amy, which is a decent movie for dates. And then he's made a lot of movies about pointless white people doing pointless shit with other pointless white people telling pointless stories that only white people understand, and then he sometimes throws in a token minority to divert how pointless the story actually is.

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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:37 am

Zechs wrote:
Dude does have a point though doesn't he? :P


I'll put up the fight scenes in LotR against anything in Star Wars.

I will say that up against the original unaltered trilogy, I may have gone with Star Wars.
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:38 am

avengingtitan wrote:He's made a lot of good movies.........and cop out. :-D


What's a lot?

I can name maybe a couple I thought were "good".
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Re: Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

Postby Zechs » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:40 am

Doc Spider wrote:
I'll put up the fight scenes in LotR against anything in Star Wars.

I will say that up against the original unaltered trilogy, I may have gone with Star Wars.



Well at least there's a lot of exercise in those LoTR.
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