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by **Timbales** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:23 pm

Colonel Nicholas "Nick" Fury. Paratrooper, Ranger, Weapons and Demolitions Expert, Aircraft Specialist and Pilot, Green Beret. Veteran of every US War and Military Conflict since WWII. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. "The single most powerful, most important organization on the planet Earth." And the only human strong enough to bring together a group of remarkable people who would fight the battles no one else could.

Infinity Formula Cologne.
Face danger with something dangerous. Activate the Initiative.

A cologne that pays homage to the confident, stand-up-to-bullies, hard working average Joe in every man. PATRIOT Cologne is both reserved and sexy; like a symbol on a shield or a moniker on a motorcycle helmet. Fresh notes of green lime and white pepper are the first to hit with dry oak wood, sandalwood and tequila accords finishing the adventure. Perfect for any time or place, PATRIOT Cologne puts the Novus Mundus in your strong, sensuous hands for you to embrace and discover.

PATRIOT Cologne
Your Attack Plan.

A resolutely sophisticated cologne forged from the sea, the sun, the earth, and a touch of devil-may-care whimsy. Transparent, aromatic, and modern in nature, Mark VII combines mandarin, neroli, nasturtium and jasmine layered with light patchouli to create a contemporary expression of "I don't play well with others" confidence; leaving you always ready for whatever a genius, billionaire, playboy-philanthropist might encounter along the way.

Mark VII Cologne
Armor Up.

Very unusual and rare materials have been brought together to create a woody aquatic cologne evoking both a serene sense of timeless freedom and a single-minded, unbridled passion for life. Yuzu, bergamot and tarragon create clean, clear top notes along with unexpected accords of water lily and nutmeg. SMASH! then carries an intense woody drydown enriched with Indian sandalwood, vetiver, musk and sharp cedar. Complimentary to a full range of emotions, it wears well no matter where—at work, the lab or an evening out on the town.

SMASH!
Be Angry.

This woody citrus cologne is a unique, meaningful combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered deeply with aromatic cypress. Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

Worthy Cologne
Possess the Power.

Possessed of Superhuman strength, Genius-level intelligence, Mystical powers, Telepathy, Flight, Clairvoyance, Therianthropy, and Teleportation... who could blame you for becoming the greatest trickster of them all? So wear your crown of baleful maleficence with pride; let mirth and mayhem stand ready at your side, anticipating your every command. Test their mettle knowing you have nothing to fear; you are Mischief and you were made to rule.

by **Benderbrau** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:27 pm

If you're someone who's so much of a nerd that you'd want Avengers cologne then you probably don't get anywhere that requires wearing cologne.

by **Keb** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:32 pm

How much are they retailing for?

by **Timbales** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:35 pm

Keb wrote:How much are they retailing for?

no prices yet

by **dairydead** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:35 pm

I thought all limes were green.

by **Dragavon** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:38 pm

Benderbrau wrote:If you're someone who's so much of a nerd that you'd want Avengers cologne then you probably don't get anywhere that requires wearing cologne.

Don't knock this. Judging from what I smell at SDCC and NYCC every year, this is the most important movie tie-in product in the history of movie tie-in products.

by **Timbales** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:40 pm

dairydead wrote:I thought all limes were green.

they can be yellow, too

by **Schlemmer** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:41 pm

Benderbrau wrote:If you're someone who's so much of a nerd that you'd want Avengers cologne then you probably don't get anywhere that requires wearing cologne.

by **Schlemmer** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:41 pm

Timbales wrote:
they can be yellow, too

like a lemon?

by **dairydead** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:41 pm

Benderbrau wrote:If you're someone who's so much of a nerd that you'd want Avengers cologne then you probably don't get anywhere that requires wearing cologne.

Who are you? Punchy?

by **Keb** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:42 pm

Dragavon wrote:Don't knock this. Judging from what I smell at SDCC and NYCC every year, this is the most important movie tie-in product in the history of movie tie-in products.

Ew.

by **Schlemmer** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:42 pm

Dragavon wrote:Don't knock this. Judging from what I smell at SDCC and NYCC every year, this is the most important movie tie-in product in the history of movie tie-in products.

by **Timbales** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:49 pm

I know I'd like to get a good whiff of Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans

by **Benderbrau** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:50 pm

Besides Nick Fury's black now. If you want to smell like that just pour Colt .45 over your head and rub some fried chicken under your arms. :roll:

by **Timbales** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:50 pm

Dragavon wrote:Don't knock this. Judging from what I smell at SDCC and NYCC every year, this is the most important movie tie-in product in the history of movie tie-in products.

I've assumed it smells like nachos, BO, Clearasil and Axe body spray.