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Porn midgets

Postby Starlord » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:37 am

Do they have big peckers? Are there any gay porn short people?

How many threads can be made out of porn little guys?


Enquiring minds want to know!
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Timbales » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:55 am

I haven't seen any gay midget porn, just Asian tranny amputee midget porn. Sorry
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Starlord » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:17 pm

Timbales wrote:I haven't seen any gay midget porn, just Asian tranny amputee midget porn. Sorry



Huh. Yeah, I'm gonna skip that I think. Thanks though.! :lol:
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby eltopo » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:23 pm

midgets creep me out
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Keb » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:29 pm

In my second year of university, someone had a birthday and they decided to have a party at my house so their idea of party meant going and buying (not renting) a midget porn DVD. The whole group apparently watched it.

I went home that weekend.

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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Guy Incognito » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:49 pm

My brother used to work at a porn shop. Once someone returned a midget movie complaining that there were not enough midgets in it.

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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Greg » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:31 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:My brother used to work at a porn shop. Once someone returned a midget movie complaining that there were not enough midgets in it.


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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Log-Man » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:15 pm

No short jokes yet? Outhouse, I'm very disappointed. :smt011

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Re: Porn midgets

Postby e_galston » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:16 pm

i totally read the title as "poor midgets."

i don't think i've ever seen gay porn with midgets, i'm sure it exists some where.. if it does i'm pretty certain a friend of ine can find it or has found it
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Muppetesque » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:19 pm

Starlord wrote:Do they have big peckers? Are there any gay porn short people?

How many threads can be made out of porn little guys?


Enquiring minds want to know!



Do you have ny idea how expensive it is to get a good midget to do porn?











































































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Re: Porn midgets

Postby DMM » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:20 pm

I've seen "Midget Gang Bang" wherin a bunch of dudes bang a midget chick.
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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Chesscub » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:22 pm

e_galston wrote:i totally read the title as "poor midgets."

i don't think i've ever seen gay porn with midgets, i'm sure it exists some where.. if it does i'm pretty certain a friend of ine can find it or has found it


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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Log-Man » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:40 pm

Anybody seen Cathouse: The Series ? It's an HBO series that documents the professional lives of the workers at the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal brothel in Nevada. They have a midget on staff as one of the hookers, and apparently she gets a good amount of business.

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Re: Porn midgets

Postby Timbales » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:45 pm

Log-Man wrote:Anybody seen Cathouse: The Series ? It's an HBO series that documents the professional lives of the workers at the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal brothel in Nevada. They have a midget on staff as one of the hookers, and apparently she gets a good amount of business.


is she the proportionate type or the kind with the big head?
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