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Starlord

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by Starlord » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:37 am
Do they have big peckers? Are there any gay porn short people?
How many threads can be made out of porn little guys?
Enquiring minds want to know!

Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.
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by Timbales » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:55 am
I haven't seen any gay midget porn, just Asian tranny amputee midget porn. Sorry
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Starlord

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by Starlord » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:17 pm
Timbales wrote:I haven't seen any gay midget porn, just Asian tranny amputee midget porn. Sorry
Huh. Yeah, I'm gonna skip that I think. Thanks though.!


Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.
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by eltopo » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:23 pm
midgets creep me out
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by Keb » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:29 pm
In my second year of university, someone had a birthday and they decided to have a party at my house so their idea of party meant going and buying (not renting) a midget porn DVD. The whole group apparently watched it.
I went home that weekend.
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Guy Incognito

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by Guy Incognito » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:49 pm
My brother used to work at a porn shop. Once someone returned a midget movie complaining that there were not enough midgets in it.
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by Cat-Scratch » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:31 pm
*Looks at thread title, then thread maker's name*

It's not Hawk! WHY???!?
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This thread is nothing but fail.

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by Greg » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:31 pm
Guy Incognito wrote:My brother used to work at a porn shop. Once someone returned a midget movie complaining that there were not enough midgets in it.


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by Log-Man » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:15 pm
No short jokes yet? Outhouse, I'm very disappointed.

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by e_galston » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:16 pm
i totally read the title as "poor midgets."
i don't think i've ever seen gay porn with midgets, i'm sure it exists some where.. if it does i'm pretty certain a friend of ine can find it or has found it
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by Muppetesque » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:19 pm
Starlord wrote:Do they have big peckers? Are there any gay porn short people?
How many threads can be made out of porn little guys?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Do you have ny idea how expensive it is to get a good midget to do porn?
Neither do I
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by DMM » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:20 pm
I've seen "Midget Gang Bang" wherin a bunch of dudes bang a midget chick.
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by Chesscub » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:22 pm
e_galston wrote:i totally read the title as "poor midgets."
i don't think i've ever seen gay porn with midgets, i'm sure it exists some where.. if it does i'm pretty certain a friend of ine can find it or has found it
I resemble those remarks.
No I haven't seen any myself.
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by Log-Man » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:40 pm
Anybody seen Cathouse: The Series ? It's an HBO series that documents the professional lives of the workers at the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal brothel in Nevada. They have a midget on staff as one of the hookers, and apparently she gets a good amount of business.
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by Timbales » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:45 pm
Log-Man wrote:Anybody seen Cathouse: The Series ? It's an HBO series that documents the professional lives of the workers at the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal brothel in Nevada. They have a midget on staff as one of the hookers, and apparently she gets a good amount of business.
is she the proportionate type or the kind with the big head?
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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