Eli Katz wrote:It wasn't a joke. I asked that.
Well then your wife has a great deal of patience for fools, because I've never known a woman, even a white chick, who would let that shit slide. Of course, maybe I just have that effect on bitches. It tends to make bitches possessive when they catch a scent of a foreign vagina in close proximity to my perimeter. This is why I make bitches sign a disclaimer; Strict cannot be held responsible for the actions of scurrilous bitches who succumb to the power of CHOCOLATE THUNDA. I've even had to draw up a provision that covers strippers.
It helps avoid confusion.
This is an excellent opportunity for research into the mind of a chick, however. I suggest you explore how far you can take this idea before your wife stops being able to laugh it off and she goes after her friend with a switchblade. Please report your findings to the board.