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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby Lord Ice » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:40 am

Timbales wrote:even if you don't listen to top40, I'm surprised you guys don't know who she is just from mainstream news


She is a good singer, even if her name sounds like an Irish country music performer.
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby chap22 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:43 am

i can see the advertising/packaging now:

Hi Ho, she's merry-o! The Farmer In Adele
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby avengingtitan » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:58 am

Timbales wrote:even if you don't listen to top40, I'm surprised you guys don't know who she is just from mainstream news

Yea I dont listen the radio at all and I know who she is.

Also I wanna see that tape. I like her look and she sounds amazing.

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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby Herald » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:07 pm

Given her singing voice, one does wonder what her screams and moans would sound like... :groucho:

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Postby Log-Man » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:09 pm

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Ted Rall will see you now. :P

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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:48 pm

Joss Stone would be better.
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby DMM » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:43 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Yea I dont listen the radio at all and I know who she is.

Also I wanna see that tape. I like her look and she sounds amazing.

Isn't she a little chunky?
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby covalesky » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:05 pm

DMM wrote:Isn't she a little chunky?


Yes. And?

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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby DonDaddyD » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:15 pm

Adele is 23, she has the voice of an angel and the accent of a bin man. God i love that accent, i would tap that with all the fury of the Hulk.

I actually disapointed the link doesn't go to an actual sex tape.

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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby DMM » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:19 pm

DonDaddyD wrote:Adele is 23, she has the voice of an angel and the accent of a bin man. God i love that accent, i would tap that with all the fury of the Hulk.

I actually disapointed the link doesn't go to an actual sex tape.

what the hell is a bin man, and why would a man's accent turn you on?
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:20 pm

DMM wrote:what the hell is a bin man, and why would a man's accent turn you on?


Maybe he means a woman who's bin a man before that?

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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby e_galston » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:22 pm

seeing as how this is the tabloid that is reporting it, and the image on the cover (that's supposed to be her having sex) looks nothing like her..

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and she's hired a lawyer to sue the tabloid...

http://www.eonline.com/news/Adele_Sex_T ... ims/295182
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Re: Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby Vic Vega » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:43 pm

DMM wrote:what the hell is a bin man, and why would a man's accent turn you on?


Brit speak for trash collector. :lol:

Adele has a North London accent.

Think of the 9th Doctor's accent.

Except from a chick and more ignorant sounding.
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Brace yourself - Adele has a sex tape

Postby Chris » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:45 pm

DMM wrote:Isn't she a little chunky?

a little?
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