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by **Spidey-Man** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:45 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Not to step on anyone's toes but when you believe in an invisible being in the sky that watches you all the time and will send you to place filled with fire when you die, a little magic underpants does not seem all that weird.

it does to people who believe in the former but not that latter.

and will send you to a place filled with fire when you die, not me :wink:

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:47 pm

Spidey-Man wrote:I don’t really see the big deal. They’ve done this for hundreds of thousands of people. Maybe even your relatives

But it’s irrelevant

(1) if they are wrong, the practice is useless and does nothing to change your religion, or give you a religion if you don’t have one. For an atheist, this is just silliness. And for someone of another religion, it does not actually change anything. Anymore than that website makes mormons actually gay.

(2) If they happen to be right they saved you eternal damnation lol

It's arrogant presumption

by **GHERU** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:48 pm

"Respect for the dead? lol"
/outhouse'd

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:51 pm

GHERU wrote:"Respect for the dead? lol"
/outhoused

Shut up! Anne Frankenstein should hold a special place in the hearts of all former Rama members here. :smt019

by **GHERU** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:52 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Shut up! Anne Frankenstein should hold a special place in the hearts of all former Rama members here.

her last name ends in "stein"
sure seems that she is still Jewish after death

by **Spidey-Man** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:53 pm

Benderbrau wrote:It's arrogant presumption

Bam. I just baptized you according to the religion of Rob.

Now, how does this affect you? :-D

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:54 pm

GHERU wrote:her last name ends in "stein"
sure seems that she is still Jewish after death

If a Jewish person dies in the woods can you still hear them complain about how sick they feel?

by **GHERU** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:55 pm

Benderbrau wrote:If a Jewish person dies in the woods can you still hear them complain about how sick they feel?

Trick question - everyone knows that we don't go into the woods

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:57 pm

GHERU wrote:Trick question - everyone knows that we don't go into the woods

Shouldn't have gone near Germany either apparently.

by **GHERU** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:01 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Shouldn't have gone near Germany either apparently.

I'm gonna go ahead and call "too far" on this one

but, we cool

by **Timbales** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:03 pm

Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:04 pm

GHERU wrote:I'm gonna go ahead and call "too far" on this one

but, we cool

*crosses gas chamber joke off of comeback list* :oops:

by **Jack Burton** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:10 pm

Rockman wrote:

As someone who was raised Catholic but is an incredibly lapsed one this train of thought baffles/pisses me off.

Catholicism is probably the oldest standing Christian relgion. They basically invented that shit!

by **Nacmir** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:20 pm

Jack Burton wrote:
As someone who was raised Catholic but is an incredibly lapsed one this train of thought baffles/pisses me off.

Catholicism is probably the oldest standing Christian relgion. They basically invented that shit!

I think they(all they) are so far from the teaching of the carpenter that is kind of paradoxical to hear themselves go in his name. The closer I've seen to a christian is a buddist

by **pastajoe** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:44 pm

Just came out today that potential VP candidate Marco Rubio was baptized as a Mormon as a kid, and practiced for a few years before his family moved to Florida. Could Christian conservatives handle a Mormon and a Mormon/Catholic on the same ticket, when Republicans have never put forth a Catholic or Mormon for president?